The Death Pool – Special Report – The GMHL’s London Lakers On Life Support

We love the “G” show here don’t we?  Seriously, the “G” is like a bad case of diarrhea.  Just when you think you can get off the toilet, here comes another splash!

Nine games into the season, and one of Canada’s greatest shit show’s is putting on an incredible display!  Being out scored 88 to 16, and having a record of 8 losses and 1 over time loss, the London Lakers are showing everyone just how development shouldn’t be done!

This team is so bad, the owner, and former NHL “player” Jeff Zehr has once again taken to Facebook to recruit some high quality players.


Ahhh yes.  The masterful art of Facebook recruiting so deftly used in the “G”.  Its amazing how many of you still fall for this bullshit and send hundreds of thousands of dollars up to support this joke of a league.

Nothing says quality like “Please, Help. Immediately”  Nope, no panic in those words at all.  That’s some amazing leadership there boys.  Who’s ready to jump on board this sinking ship?

Anyone going to this shit show deserves exactly when they get.  I will refer back to the diarrhea.

Stick around for more great news on the “G” shit shows!

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*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.