Ohhhh hell yeah. We love when people just talk shit about how inaccurate our stories are. You know like when people email stupid comments like;
“The NA3HL is not having any trouble”, “Your story on the NA3HL is bullshit and you lie”, or how about “The NA3HL would never lose teams to the USPHL”!
Well you dumpster fire NA3HL brain washed dummies. The NA3HL is a shit show on fire and people are finally figuring it out. Gee I wonder what happened to the entire NA3HL east division?
Funny how its now missing from the league site huh? Must be a mistake right? Hmmmmm I wonder why none of those super awesome shitty websites are working? Technical error? What a bunch of brainwashed fools.
Know where the east division went? Right to the USPHL like we said it would. You know like the Fraser Cup Champion Metro Jets have taken the Fraser Cup and are drinking out of that bitch at USPHL meetings! HA HA HA
How you like those apples?
The Pittsburgh Vengeance, Lansing Wolves, Southern Tier Express, Wooster Oilers, and Toledo Cherokee are gone with the Metro Jets. Nahhhhhh nothing to see here, keep moving along.
If you think this is the end you are even dumber than those people who talked last time. Multiple teams are talking to multiple leagues. Holy shit boys, its a dumpster fire! Even the NA3HL teams have figured out that the NA3HL bullshit sales pitch isn’t enough to save them any more!
The path to the NAHL just got a little more rocky eh boys? The path? What freakin path? More like a road to the ATM for moms and dads who pay for all the go nowhere camps.
In 2017 the NA3HL finished with 48 teams. As of right now they are down to 36. That’s a 25% loss in less than 18 months. Business operations don’t lose 25% if everything is going the way it should. The only business operations that lose 25% are ones that have serious problems, and its usually soon after that they go out of business.
As prospective student athletes you should be able to figure that real simple math out.
Finally the first shoe has dropped. But hey, the NA3HL is super awesome and we are full of shit right?
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