Oh hell yeah. I love me some entrepreneur hockey wizards! Genius thinking based on past success is what its all about.
Meet the Independent Junior Hockey League http://www.ijhlhockey.com/home
Yep, six sexy new franchises. Five of these new powerhouse development organizations don’t name any owners or coaches. And the sixth names an owner that was a backup goalie in a Tier III league just two years ago!
That’s right kids, read that one again. A backup goalie just two years ago has the money and experience to own a spanking new franchise in a spanking new independent junior league! This is for real moms and dads.
It gets better though…….
The Commissioner is Gary Rini. The same Gary Rini that couldn’t even get players to commit to a team he tried starting last year in Akwesasne Ontario last season.
It gets better though……
The Deputy Commissioner is a 19 year old college student playing ACHA hockey!
Seriously. This shit is really happening and there is no way anyone could make this shit up. So, how many of you want to sign a contract and write a check? How about a little fundraising for some clear tape while we’re at it?
On a positive note, the IJHL has a sweet ass recruiting plan though. Build a website. Yep, that’s pretty much it. See one thing most people forget when setting up these shit shows is that you actually have to have some money to get started.
I know, call me crazy. Sense when has a lack of money stopped anyone from starting one of these bad jokes? Well, it hasn’t. But now all you people have been warned, and when these jokes fold up shop and you cry about the money you lost you got no one to blame but yourself.
On a positive note though the IJHL is going into six locations that have already had teams fold! Yep, if someone folded up shop once in a location, it sure couldn’t happen a second time. Or could it? Ha Ha Ha
Seriously people, be careful this recruiting season. There are so many shit shows starting up, that you shouldn’t be giving anyone your money unless they can prove they are in an established league with established hockey people behind the organization.
David Wagner The Angel Of Death For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.
