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The Death Pool – Special Report – The Sky Is Falling The World Is Flat And The Election Is Finally Over

So, some friends of mine actually drove to Canada last night.  Yeah, not kidding.  They got in their car and left.  Oh yeah, well, they were Canadians after all so they were just going home.  Ha Ha Ha

Holly hell people.  I wonder how many other people in the United or should I say Divided States of America are as happy as I am that this ridiculous two year long Presidential Campaign is over!  Seriously, this freakin election gave a whole new definition to the phrase “shit show”.

I am not going to get into who I supported.  That’s not the point.  The point is, half the country is thrilled to have finally “blown up” the status quo, and the other half is scared to death.  And no matter who won, I think we would have had the same divided country result.

Seriously.  These two candidates were the best that our country could come up with?  One ego maniac vs another.  Embarrassing is what it was.  The whole world was laughing at us.

Is the whole world still laughing?  I don’t think anyone in the stock market is laughing today, and that goes right across party lines.  I will wait a minute as everyone flips to their 401K right now!  Ha Ha Ha

Seriously, two god damn years!  United States.  No, don’t think so.  Not much United today.

Now, do I think either candidate would have made a huge impact on my life personally?  No.  In the end its going to be the same old political bullshit that it always is in Washington.  Don’t think so?  How about this little fact….

Trump beat Clinton, but he didn’t beat the Republicans.

So, instead of Democrat vs. Republican gridlock bullshit, we will get Trump vs. Democrat vs. Republican vs. Trump gridlock bullshit.  And here I was worried that the late night talk shows would suddenly run out of political fodder each night.

Now, can we all get back to hockey?

Seriously.  Can we all get back to watching kids play this weekend?  No more Trump or Clinton arguments in the lobbies of ice arenas?  Not kidding there.  It was really embarrassing to witness some of you parents act like total assholes in front of your kids.

As embarrassing as this whole election was, lets not forget who the real idiots are.  All of us who allowed it to come down to these two candidates.

In a side note, the Trump win, has now cleared the way for anyone with no Political or Military experience to gain the Oval Office.  Rumor out of New York City late last night was that Garry Bettman was overheard discussing a bid for the White House in 2020.  Now there is a guy who doesn’t care if he unites everyone, he sure knows how to make everyone make money and fix an economy though.

Yeah, you can think on that one for a while kids…..

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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