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The Death Pool – Special Report – UMass hockey player Emerson Auvenshine arrested

Life is like a box of chocolate eh Forest?  Yep.  And Stupid is as stupid does.

In another example of hockey players behaving stupidly UMass hockey player Emerson Auvenshine has been arrested and charged with breaking and entering and malicious destruction of property less than $250.

Yet another player proving Nothing Good Happens After Midnight Auvenshine, 24, of Eaton Rapids, Michigan, was arrested at 2:21 a.m. Sunday by Amherst MA Police.

According to the Amherst Police report, UMass police requested an Amherst officer to respond to Lot 27 for a woman who reported seeing her ex-boyfriend, Auvenshine, in front of her house. When she entered the home, the woman reported finding her vanity broken and other damage.

Auvenshine, who recently underwent ACL surgery, had one assist in four games this season. For his career the senior had played in just 40 games with two goals and two assists.

Yep, way to go brainstorm, beautiful move.  Hmmmmmm I wonder what a college senior would be doing out after 2:00 AM?  Come on kids, get your crap together, haven’t we seen enough examples of this?

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

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