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The Death Pool – Special Report – Watch List Update

Happy hump day kids!  Who is excited for the weekend?  I know I am, and I cant wait to go over all these team rosters come Monday morning.

But hey, we got us a few updates from some of the teams on the death watch.  Thanks to all those readers who keep sending in tips, and all you players and parents keeping us informed directly from your team dressing room.  Be careful though, lots of team owners like to make threats this time of year, and they might just do the same to you.

But on we go…..

The Arizona Red Hawks or Arizona Hawks, depending on who you talk to.  Well it turns out they posted a grand total of …….wait for it……SEVEN PLAYERS pictures on their website after making the list yesterday.  I wonder why the following statement was made underneath the photos;

” Here are some of the Hawks players for the 2015-2016 season.” Stay tuned for more images on these amazing athletes . 

Why would you only post some player images?  Why not post all?  And if not posting all images, at least publish the names of the players signed.

Any team doing this just looks like they are trying to tell the truth, but not the whole truth.  But hey, the Hawks got them some players.  Only need about 13 more published to look like a team.

Over in the NA3EHL, the Roc City Royals look to be off the death watch.  They recently updated their roster to include 18 players.  While conflicting reports exist on their own Twitter page, other sources are saying they look to be heading in the right direction.

Staying in the NA3EHL, the Wilkes Barre Miners are also now reporting 18 players on their roster.  Conflicting reports exist here too.  On the league site they only report 14 players on the roster.

Not to worry though kids, we got us some beautiful little death cherubs heading to NA3EHL games this weekend to give us actual head counts!  That’s right kids, the death cherubs.  Turns out we got a lot of people wanting to get involved in spreading the truth these days.

Can you believe it, people want the truth to be told!  Crazy talk I tell ya.  If you want to get involved you can email me here any time.

Thanks for stopping by kids.  Heading out to Walmart today.  They got a sweet special on air fresheners, and whether its a rotting team corpse or simply the bullshit teams spread, I go through a lot off that stuff to keep the air clean.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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