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The Death Pool – Special Report – The Frederick Freeze Get Deep Freeze

Yea though I walk through the shadow of myself, I shall not fear myself.  You know, September is a busy month for the old Angel of Death.  Lots of people to visit, lots of teams who say they have a pulse when they really don’t, and lots of leagues in denial.

One league that has a clue is the USPHL now.  Crazy as it sounds, the league came forward and dropped us a line on the Frederick Freeze folding up shop!

Hey all you other donkeys out there running leagues, get a clue, cause this is the right way to do things.

So the Frederick Freeze are gone.  Done. Stick a big old fork in em.  But is anyone really going to miss them?  Probably not when they weren’t exactly tearing up the USP3.  Well some teams may miss them on the schedule for what appeared like some easy W’s.

Seriously though, lets give them some credit.  They said they were done, and the league isn’t going to have to reconfigure the schedule after the season already began.  So good on them!

Whos next?

Ohhhhh hell yeah boys and girls.  We got some teams going down.  I mean going down like they are on the Titanic and water is up to their necks and they are still eating dinner.  I love the state of denial some of these morons are in.  Nothing like not recruiting all summer and then wondering what happened to the non existing roster.

But hey, all you families out there waiting for your teams to post its protected list may be waiting a while.  I mean it takes time for a team to fold.  They need to spend all the money collected first before officially going under.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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