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The Death Pool – Special Report – WSHL Has Lost Its Freakin Mind

Hey kids, the boss is away, so this cat is gonna play.  That’s right, its no holds barred today.

So before I get started, lets be sure everyone understands I got no problem with the WSHL being unsanctioned, or sanctioned by their own governing body which is really only them under the AAU banner.  Live and let live I usually say.

But this league has really lost its freakin mind.  Have you guys seen the ridiculously amateur statistics program the league is using this year?

I say ridiculous because its so bad, and so poorly done that it looks like some kid in grade school came up with the whole program.

This from a league that decided to declare itself “Tier II”.  Get a clue guys, Tier II leagues don’t use some cheap, discount stat programs in order to save a few bucks.  They use sold statistic reporting programs that are accepted by the scouting community.

This is a F#*% up of major proportion.  And all anyone can do is as “why”?

I mean the whole league used Pointstreak.  For those who don’t get it, Poinstreak is the gold standard for statistic reporting an hockey website design.

These morons, went from Pointstreak to some program no one has ever heard of in order to save each team $1500 bucks a year.  Yep, $1500 bucks.  That’s it.  When these teams are charging an arm and a leg, now they deliver the worst statistical reporting system ever seen by man.

Yep, that says customer service.  That says we are raising our level.  That says we are such a money grubbing bunch that we wont deliver the best possible product for our customers, yet we wanna call ourselves “Tier II”.  Ummmmmm yeah, please refer to my previous comments relating to “lipstick on a pig”.  There is no better example of bad lipstick!

It reminds me of what a buddy of mine said over the weekend;

“Dude, I know I can get some, and I really want some, but there aint enough beer in this bar to get me to go home with that chick.”

So here’s to you WSHL players and parents who are paying for this.  You had more balls than my friend did last weekend.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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