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The Death Pool – Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Sometimes, stupidity has no limitations. It really is amazing what people will do when opportunity presents itself.

Washington D.C. the world epicenter of stupidity, but I digress. Anyway, Washington D.C. had a little winter freeze that froze the reflecting pool at the Lincoln Memorial. Soooooo, when a hockey player see’s a chance to play, he takes advantage of it.

Only this time it didn’t work out so well……

Turns out that the same Park Officer is now under investigation. Yeah, turns out that chasing some innocent hockey players off a reflecting pool with a helicopter might not be a good use of government resources!

Then we got us good old AHAI. Yep, the Amateur Hockey Association of Illinois which is commonly referred to as the Illinois Hockey Mafia in hockey circles. Finally they have run into a group of people with enough money and balls to take them to court.

Black Bear Sports Group who owns a bunch of rinks and a bunch of junior hockey teams is taking this group of strong arm robbers to court and alleging anti trust violations. Yeah, they could only be destroyed by this, and most of the mid west hockey community would be very excited to see it happen.

Then we got the North Shore Winter Club. A private hockey club in British Columbia who is now having to go through their own legal issues because two bantam players couldn’t keep their hands to themselves with another player.

Yes. Completely normal for pre teen boys to be touching each other in public areas right? Seriously? People still let this shit go on? WTF is going on with todays world when this behavior only gets a suspension. Someone in charge clearly needs to have some lessons in understanding sexual assaultive behavior.

Stick around we got more great news on the way……

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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