The Death Pool – The C1HL Smoke And Mirrors Show Is Up And Running Again

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Happy New Year!  Don’t you just love the start of a new year?  Seriously, everyone gets a clean sheet of paper to start off telling their story again.  Even the shit show C1HL gets to start telling stories again!

Oh hell yeah.  2017’s biggest joke is trying to be retold in 2018!  You remember the C1HL don’t you?  You know, they guys who couldn’t even pay their bills or open a bank account in order to launch with more than a year of lead time?!?!?!

Turns out that some people in this shit show are back and telling the same old stories.  We call them stories because there is very little facts to support the shit they are slinging.

Lets start with the fact that there are only three teams that actually have arena’s that are pretending to be committed to this joke.  Only one of those committed team owners actually has the money to back up his plan.  Only one of those committed team owners actually has an arena that could potentially support a free to play team.

But hey, since when does not having enough teams, enough money, or any experience in that market stop anyone from screwing up kids careers?!  That was rhetorical.

Better yet, this group of pretenders is saying they are going to allow 22 yr old players to play!  Seriously?  In case you missed it, if you’re 22 and playing junior hockey, it means that every other legitimate organization has said you are not good enough.  Time to hang them up dummy.

The C1HL joke would make them Americas version of the GMHL!  Now that’s just what the hockey world needs.  Another “G” Show!

Oh, and about those seven “other identified markets”?  Yeah well, there aren’t any freakin owners for them according to multiple sources.

How many of you players want to spend an average of 9 to 12 hours one way to an away game?  Yep, that sounds like fun.

But hey, this shit show is being lead by one of the former executives in the defunct Central Hockey League.  Yeah, because a failed business model needs to be tweaked to work in junior hockey?  You know because the Central League didn’t leave communities and business owners holding the bag for millions of dollars and all?

So for all you players who were recruited this year being told you would get a shot at the C1HL next year……yeah, well you just keep holding on to that bullshit story and see how far it goes.

Never mind that the NAHL and NCDC are expanding.  You know, the two established leagues with proven operators and track records of NCAA development.  Those leagues sure wont have any impact on things!  Ha Ha Ha

That said, we would like to thank the C1HL for resurrecting this bad joke.  Now we already know we will have some great Death Pool Reports to file later this year!

On a positive note, the C1HL is rumored to be donating all of the league profits in year one to help treat people with CLD. (Compulsive Liar Disorder) Ha Ha Ha  Then again, it is just a rumor and no one from the league can guarantee that will actually happen like no one can guarantee the league will actually happen!

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.