Yea though I walk through the shadow of myself, I will not fear myself! Ha Ha Ha
Happy Monday kids! Hope you had a great weekend! I know I did. Emails were buzzing to the in box all weekend long letting me know who was on deaths door! Yep, it is that time of year boys and girls. Lets get those bodies off the street before the flies get to em huh!
Seriously though folks, this death thing is hard business. Really back breaking work you know.
Let all say so long to the Ironwood Fighting Yoopers. Though we barely knew you, you are now among the recent departed.
After one year in the Minnesota Junior Hockey League, the Yoopers are saying so long. But hey, even though we knew this was coming two weeks ago, they did their best to do things right.
The boss here actually got multiple calls from the owner letting us know what was going on. Can you imagine an owner who is struggling, yet still has character enough to tell the truth?! Crazy I know.
This guy lost his ass financially last year with a roster that was low on numbers. He tried to get it going this year, and guess what kids………ummmmmm yeah, he found out there aren’t enough players for Tier III to justify all the expansion teams!
I think we have heard that before haven’t we?! Yep, pretty sure you have heard it a couple hundred times right here.
So anyway, this guy notified the league in advance. Notified all the players before they reported. Placed the players with other teams in the league, and he says he is going to try to come back next year! This guy is either extremely passionate or he has been hit in the head by a few too many pucks.
So let us all say goodbye to Ironwood. But lets all remember that they sure wont be alone this year. Stay tuned kids, special reports are in the works for 8 other teams right now.
Does anyone have any idea if you can buy shovels in bulk?
Keep sending those tips in kids. Need to make sure we get all these bodies picked up in a timely manner. For the person providing the most tips we got an all expenses paid trip to Death Valley!!!!
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.
