The Death Pool – The Prospect Camp Scam

OMG I love it when a plan comes together.  Seriously, you would think teams would start to clean up their acts when they know there is even the slightest chance they could get exposed.

So, how many of you believe any USHL team is scouting the NA3HL looking for prospects on a regular basis?   (insert crickets chirping here)

How many of you believe a USHL team scouting the NA3HL is going to invite a “prospect” to this very exclusive prospect camp when the prospect is an import player, did not finish in the top ten in scoring, didn’t finish in the top 100 in scoring, and is undersized to boot?

How many of you believe that another team would be scouting high school hockey in……….Florida!  Would invite another player to a very exclusive prospect camp because he was an exemplary player, yet the player did not play in the games the team said they watched him in?

Seriously, when is this kind of bullshit going to end?

Probably not until we write this story and tell everyone we are up to our old tricks again.  That’s right everyone, we got the fake player resume’s out in force again, and all the dummies that invite these awesome players to camp are going to be exposed this summer.  Ha Ha Ha

How you like that game boys?  Remember this beauty from three years ago? https://thejuniorhockeynews.com/the-death-pool-maybe-teams-should-do-some-scouting-before-inviting-players-to-camp/

Seriously, everyone needs to take a deep breath and come down to reality.  Going on the team summer camp tour is a waste of time and money.  When a guy named, Suilla Pulmentum, Latin for Ham Sandwich gets a prospect camp invitation, it tells you just how exclusive this bullshit is.

On a positive note though, the Super Awesome Junior Hockey League is having a Super Awesome tryout camp this summer.  There will be some Super Awesome players, and some more better or bestest Super Awesome coaches showing up.  Milk and cookies will be provided during the terribly assembled and out dated power point presentation, and a speech talking about college hockey.

Register now for that Super Awesome camp before all of those roster spots are full!

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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