Oh shit boys and girls, we got us a real gem of a summer heating up here in The Death Pool. Its really shaping up to be an absolute gong show at the Tier III level.
Like its not bad enough there are way too many Tier III teams to begin with. And its the leagues themselves that are to blame for that mess and all the bullshit expansion. But guess who approves the expansion to begin with? That’s right, the owners within the league!
So, what happens when owners figure out that they just shit their own bed by allowing people in on expansion?
Oh they go ahead and make up fake Twitter accounts, they send out anonymous emails from recently made up email accounts under the name of “John Smith” and “Ham Sandwich”.
They make up other fake accounts to do nothing but try to put other teams and leagues down! Guess what guys? If you have enough time to do that its because you’re scared shitless of competition, and if you have that much time on your hands your team is a joke anyway.
I seriously found what was said to be an “official account” for a USA Hockey sanctioned Tier III team that was publicly attacking an AAU team. Whats funny is that this USA Hockey team was an absolute train wreck last year, and they have the balls to mock an AAU start up?!?! Are you kidding me?
Meet the NA3HL Roc City Royals a.k.a Roc City Royal Idiots.
One minute they go to Twitter to say this about an expansion AAU team;
Please note the gun to the head in the post. Very classy there idiots.
Yet, on the very same day, seriously on the same day just a few posts later these idiots post this;
Seriously kids, this really happened! Hey Roc City Royals, in case you don’t remember, you sucked last year. Your franchise is only two years old, and you have a 1 and 4 playoff record in two years. So its not like you have a lot to brag about. Your 122 Twitter followers must really be impressed. I wonder how many of those people are now following the team you tried to make fun of?
See, what I have learned is that if you are that worried about what your competition, or what other people are saying or doing, that you have to attack them from behind a fake profile, you really are just a pussy anyway and shouldn’t be in the business.
It is funny to watch though, I admit it. These Twitter battles between idiots who feed into them are hilarious. The fact that its all done publicly just makes it that much better. I mean what do you morons think that parents and players think of your organization after they read that stuff?
Lets be clear here kids, it doesn’t matter if its USA Hockey, Hockey Canada, AAU or unsanctioned bullshit. Teams are gonna crash and burn this summer. And anyone talking smack now about other teams better hope to god they don’t fold or have low roster numbers to start the season because I am going to torch you dumbasses like no one else!
So hey, all you players and parents, start checking all those team Twitter and Facebook pages to see if the team you are looking at is one of the dumbasses. And if they are, politely turn around and run like hell before they get your checkbook.
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
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