The Death Pool – Two Ottawa Teams Kicked Out Of Prep League


Oh hell yeah, its another glorious Monday morning, and we got us another major case of stupidity in Canada.

Meet the Almonte or Ottawa Sharpshooters and the O’Town Rebels.  The two newest shit stompin donkeys headed to the hall of shit show fame.

How can one city, Ottawa, the freaking nations capitol, have two teams get kicked out of one league at the same time?!?!?  How can two teams that are supposed to be associated with education be so freakin stupid?!?!?

Turns out, some teams just cant keep from being stupid.  You know, like showing up late for games?  Ohhhhh shit, lets not forget, showing up with just a handful of players.  You know, things like putting player safety at risk!

I say lets give the Almonte – Ottawa Sharpshooters, and O’Town Rebels a big round of applause!  Rarely is such stupidity exposed during the season in such a big way!

Lets give the Prep School Hockey Federation a much bigger round of applause, oh hell lets make it a standing ovation!!!!!  This group did the right thing.  They didn’t wait till the season was over.  They didn’t try to cover up the shit show these two teams ran.  They kicked em right out, and good on them!

Ohhhhhhh shit, looks like these two teams only got kicked out of the prep league but they run other programs too.

Parents must be standing in line to give these dummies their money.  Its such a fine example for young men to be lead by someone who cant keep track of time, and cant count how many players it takes to play a game safely.

Yep, that’s exactly who we all want molding the young minds of future student athletes.  That’s exactly who we want to pay ridiculous sum’s of money to as well.  Its a brilliant business and athlete development model if you are in a movie resembling Slap Shot.

But hey, we got us try out season right around the corner.  No doubt we will have some very desperate parents of players who don’t make AAA teams standing in line with check books too.  Ahhhhhh yes, the land of desperation milk and honey.

Wait a minute.  I got an idea.  Maybe these two shit shows should be a part of a Black List.  Let me run that up the flag pole……

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.