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The Death Pool – USA CHL Begins Its Train Wreck Ride

Monday morning.  Yeah, I love Mondays.  Sorry I have been gone a few weeks everyone, but even I need some time off once in a while.

Yeah, I know, I have been reading the emails with all the questions everyone has about this USACHL, and all the other teams on thin ice.  So lest just chat about this Texas shit stomping new league for a second shall we?

Yeah, well that successful bullshit operation plan in place is really paying off for this donkey parade.  It paid off to the tune of 6 freakin skaters and 3 goalies at the latest league camp in Chicago!  Yeah, 9 players in total for this super new turd of a league.

The quality of those players?  Ummmmmmm yeah, well about that.  Somewhere in between Midget AA and holy shit did you just finish learn to skate for teenagers?  Ha Ha Ha

Yeah, this super awesome league with no pre season scouting anyone is aware of, is signing anyone with a pulse basically.  Tier III was outs are now miraculously going to be Tier I independent level players?  Or Tier II players?  Yeah, I don’t think so.

The 4 team league.  Yes, you read that right too, 4 teams and only 3 are announced.  The 4th is to be in Beaumont Texas.

So, this awesome 4 team Tier I league is signing Tier III players and telling the unsuspecting ticket buyers that this is going to be high quality hockey.  Ahhhhhh yes.  Just another level of bullshit that was the hallmark of the original Central Hockey League.

Wait a minute, why should we expect any different?  After all its just a reboot of that shit show that decimated some cities financially.  Nothing quite like that new smell of the newly built unnecessary arena that is killing city residents on their taxes ten years later.

But hey.  The logo, is super guys!  Which ever one of your grade school children drew that up, they got a future as a graphic designer.  Definitely raise their allowance a dollar a week for that one.

Ohhhhhhhh shit.  Yeah, stick around we got some teams going down.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
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