The Death Pool – USACHL Is The Train Wreck Predicted

Ahhhhhhhh yes.  Sometimes, and only sometimes, I don’t like being right about things.  Seriously, in the case of free to play hockey I really don’t like being right about some things being an absolute disaster.  But WTF the USACHL is a freakin disaster just like we predicted.

Lets start with each team playing the other teams 16 times.  Yeah, like no one is going to notice that you are playing the same teams all the time?  Seriously, who the hell came up with this bullshit concept?  Oh wait, they have some genius running shit.

Hate too tell you dummies but just playing games doesn’t make it a success.  Just playing games doesn’t make it anything more than some kids on the ice playing a game in front of crickets.  Like all the other shit teams that have played games and folded.

Funny how these same markets have been proven to not be able to support hockey not only once but twice in some cases.  What moron is advising people to go into markets that the CHL failed in and that the NAHL abandoned?

Thinking some reboot with old CHL logos and names is going to put asses in the seats?  Really?  That’s the marketing plan?  Use what already didn’t work once but on a lower budget?  Hate to tell you donkeys but no one misses the CHL except the people that were in it.

All those empty seats in those big ass arenas really make for a great atmosphere.  As in there is more freakin atmosphere than there are people! Ha Ha Ha

Oh yeah, all those pictures you already try to hide are available on social media you morons.  Broadcasting games live in those massive empty buildings isn’t a good idea either dummies.  I wonder what idiot is giving you advice?

Ohhhhhhh damn, lets not forget those “rosters” that aren’t even full!  That’s right this shit show “free to play” league cant even get 25 kids on each team!  What does that tell you?  Tells me they cant even recruit against shitty NA3HL teams in Texas!

Speaking about rosters, yeah well, sorry boys, but there isn’t any Tier I talent.  This league is trying to say they will rival the NAHL and USHL?  Are you freakin kidding me?  With rosters made up of players who couldn’t even dominate in Tier III, you have a low level Tier III league that just isn’t charging any players!  Cant blame the players for going for this, its free.

When press releases are for players who were from some of the worst Tier III teams in history, you have some serious problems.  That’s not called news, that’s called desperation there boys.

No stats on the website?  Seriously?  How the hell is anyone even going to know what’s going on in this shit show when there are no stats?!?!  Yeah someone at the league level dropped the ball on that one huh?

Oh and the league website itself?  Shit.  Yep, that’s it, just shit.

But hey, you guys are playing games right?  People actually paid for their season tickets so you got that going for you.  Forget that they probably want their money back because they were sold a bag of magic beans from a leprechaun riding on the back of a unicorn.

Yeah, see this is what happens when you have people who have no clue what they are doing and even less of a clue on how to execute plans to make them successful.  Wait a minute.  Wait just one minute.  That’s sound just like the old CHL.  Oh shit, same people almost the same name.  How could anyone expect anything different.

And now we sit and wait.  Just how long will this bullshit be able to go on before the “arenas” realize that they bought some magic beans too and the rainbow doesn’t end at a pot of gold but it does end in an empty pot to piss in.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.