Paging Jules Winnfield…….Paging Coach Jules Winnfield……Doctor Winnfield?
Whats the dilly yo? I mean really, whats the deal with puting teams on the ice that cant compete? Arent there some rules on being competitive in place in junior hockey somewhere? When is someone going to step up and say enough is enough?
Are you really doing players any favors by allowing them to be on teams that cant compete? How does getting your ass kicked every night equal development? OHHHHHHHH Hells yeah, I gets it. It develops the hell out of some Tier III owners bank accounts! HA HA HA
Just Pull The Plug Already!
At some point someone needs to pull the plug on teams that cant even come close to competing. Its embarassing! Yeah thats right boys, its embarassing to call some teams “junior hockey” teams when they couldnt beat a decent Midget AA team.
Just so people dont think I am picking on anyone here, lets start with the NA3HL’s Battle Creek Revolution. This team hasnt been competitive in its history. Yeah and that history goes back to being the Grand Rapids Owls in the Central States Hockey League. Its a storied franchise alright, and the stories arent good ones.
But hey, lets not forget the Eastern Hockey Leagues Philadelphia Revolution who are building on a stellar 2012-2013 EJHL campaign of 6-38-0-1 with a fast start on the 2013-2014 season 3-11-1-0. A team definitely on the uptick this season.
With two Revolutions, I dont see Revolution making next years list of most popular expansion team names! HA HA HA
The NPHL’s Vancouver Vipers are also building on last seasons 2-38-0 record with a 0-8-0 start to the 2013-2014 season. But at least they are scoring some goals this year averaging just under one goal per game and just over ten goals against per game. Definitely a defensive system to be copied by other teams.
Lets give the New Mexico Renegades a survivors shout out this week. You scored your second goal of the season kids! Great work. Ummmmmmm Yeah about that, ummmmm someone may want to introduce this team to a concept called DEFENSE! Yeah, well after back to back 10 to 0 losses, a 3 to 1 loss must feel like a happy ending at the local massage parlor!
Coach Jules Winnfield? Anyone? Bueler?
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