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The Death Pool – You Just Cant Fix Stupid

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Oh hell yeah kids.  Looking forward to giving some thanks this week, and I can not thank the following people enough for giving me something to write about this week!  You wont believe some of this, but sometimes truth is harder to believe than fiction.

We all love the hockey moms and dads who act like idiots at the rink dont we?  HA HA HA Yeah you know the ones who yell and scream.  The ones who flip out when little Johnny doesn’t get enough ice time, or doesn’t get the second assist, or who gets called for an obvious penalty but should never go to the box.  Got to love these dummies who give the rest of you something to talk about between periods don’t you! HA HA HA

Well down in Florida we got us another example of a stupid hockey parent who is probably living his life vicariously through his teenage son.  Yeah you know the type.

Meet Mathew Charles Supran:

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A 6’3″ 230 pound Chiropractor from Delray Beach Florida who is accused of attacking a 14-year-old boy during a youth hockey game in Lake Worth, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office.  Thanks for the mug shot Palm Beach County! HA HA HA

The problems started when a player elbowed Supran’s teenage son in the face during the game at about 3 p.m. Sunday, according to the report, which included statements from the victim, his mother and stepfather and the referee of the game.

The referee told deputies that the play was not “malicious,” and he gave the victim a five-minute penalty. The younger Supran fell to the ice after being hit, the report states.

That’s when the victim and witnesses say Matthew Supran ran, or waddled (depending on who you talk to) on the ice and punched the victim in the face, then grabbed the teen by the helmet and slammed his head into the boards around the rink. Supran then fell on top of the victim, according to the report.  A little balance problem there big fella? HA HA HA  The referee and a coach had to “pull the defendant off of the player,” a deputy wrote in the report.

Other witnesses reported that the Defendant dropped 4 hotdogs and 2 chips and cheese onto the ice while making his way to the victim. HA HA HA  TJHN has been unable to confirm these reports, HA HA HA

This is instant “death” for this guy.  He wont be attending any youth hockey tournaments any time soon!  How many morons do you know that are on the edge of this type of behavior?! HA HA HA Lets be thankful for this type of idiot reminding us all how stupid we can look when we get too caught up in what kids are doing!

Hey kids, lets also congratulate the GMHL’s Sturgeon Falls Lumberjacks for making my job easy.  They aint dead yet, but they should be!

We got a report here a few weeks ago that this organization was a train wreck.  Well kids, evidence is starting to roll in now.  Would you send your child to play for a team that had players hoping from couch to couch for a place to sleep in different homes nearly every night?  How about having them play for a Coach or GM that wouldnt even talk to the player about the situation?  Basically an American born kid, homeless in Canada after paying $6000.00 to play!

When you treat your players like this its no wonder why you are burning up the stat sheets with a record of 4 – 17 – 0!  But hey, lets keep supporting stupidity, if nothing else it gives the other teams in the league someone to beat up on with regularity. HA HA HA

As Homer Simpson says, “No Sanctioning, No Standards, No Problem!  Lets just keep sending players up there Marge! DUH”

Thanks for the time kids, I am heading off to visit family this week.  With everyone on break for the coming weekend, I dont know if we will have enough to write about next week, but something tells me stupid don’t take no holidays off! HA HA HA

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening

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