The Death Pool – C1HL Update – If Bullshit Can Be Called An Update

The C1HL.  The dumbest name ever given to a hockey league is out telling its stories to anyone who will listen.  And if you are listening you are a freakin idiot and should never play hockey again.

Seriously, if you are listening to any ass clown involved in this pretend league you need your head examined.

So here is what we know…..

Oklahoma City?  Yeah, well they don’t have a lease.  No lease means you aint playing games.  Pretty simple equation.

Springfield Missouri?  Frosty the Snowman has a better chance of surviving a vacation in Hawaii than the C1HL setting up shop in Springfield.  You know, since the owner of the current team there has zero interest in the C1HL.

Colorado?  Yeah well you need more than a few hundred seats to support a free to play team.  Oh, and you might want to think about selling some tickets to the team you currently have before you write checks on the C1HL.

Salt Lake?  They just asked to be allowed in but they want to charge players tuition.  Ummmm yeah, that kinda defeats the whole purpose of free to play doesn’t it?

Wichita Falls?  Well, it could be a nice arena, but you know, you actually have to have a lease, and you actually have to have money to get one.  Neither are present in Wichita.

Casper?  Nope, not happening according to everyone that could have been involved.  One look at the business plan and who was behind the scenes and they all shit their pants and went home.

El Paso?  The one organization that could pull it off because they own their own rink wont play unless their are six teams.  Can anyone count five other committed teams?

So yeah.  The C1HL looks to be a huge success story.  Should we expect anything less with the failed business model and connections of the old Central League working behind the scenes?

Wait a minute, don’t they have a super experienced person from free to play hockey working with them to sort through these problems?  Yeah, not quite.  Maybe a few hacks from Tier III but no one with any real Tier II or Tier I experience.

No leases, no money, no players, and in case no one noticed, the new season starts in less than seven months.  But hey, you got that super awesome GoDaddy page maker website that hasn’t been updated in months!  Now that shit rocks!

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.