The Death Pool – Hockey Canada Raises Its Fists Again To Crush New League Idea

Good morning mommies and daddies.  Hope everyone is enjoying the weather and a real summer vacation.  Or, are you in the pack of sheep chasing all those awesome team camp invitations this summer because all of those team tryouts surely mean they are really interested in your child.  But I digress. Ha Ha Ha

Lets hear it for Hockey Canada.  Seriously folks, lets hear it for these guys up north who are so amazingly and outwardly oppressive that its clear to see they simply don’t give two shits about anyone but themselves.

The other day an avid reader Jru Gordon, sent us this little tidbit “OHF & Hockey Canada Statement”

It seems like Hockey Canada and the Ontario Hockey Federation felt they needed to make it clear that the new start up league being proposed by a former GOJHL team is not going to be sanctioned.  Like smart people didn’t already know this shit.

But hey, because we are so freakin afraid of new ideas and less bureaucracy we need to put this statement out incase this thing gains any momentum.  I mean like forget the fact that we did a back room deal with the OHJL that keeps the GOJHL from getting Junior A or Tier II status.

Forget the fact that half of the GOJHL would shit pump half of the OJHL.  You know, because talent shouldn’t have any impact on what label a league gets.  Like the fact that GOJHL players don’t pay for much of anything and OJHL players are getting taken to the bank because they have the Junior A or Tier II label.

What does this statement really say?

It says Hockey Canada is chicken shit.  It says they fear anything they cant control.  It says, that someone might have an idea that is gaining momentum.

But hey, hockey is great up north.  Nothing to see or worry about, everything is under control and running smoothly.  Yep, just as soon as we can win a Stanley Cup we will show the world how dominant we are once again and how all should bow down and worship us and follow our leadership.

Funny how some governing bodies in several places are looking more and more like OPEC.  Controlling everything in order to control pricing.  Yep, that is working out just fantastically now isn’t it.  Didn’t I just read how OPEC nations were putting themselves in danger of collapsing their own business?  Nahhhh nothing to see here.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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