The Death Pool – NA3HL Teams On The Move And Up For Sale

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Monday Monday, cant trust that day….. lol  I think that’s how the song goes anyway.  One of my mom’s favorites.  One of junior hockey’s favorites too!  Ha Ha Ha

Boom, the NA3HL money printing machine is hitting some speed bumps lately.  Yep, looks like not only the Long Beach Sharks are being sold.  Looks like the LA Fighting Spirit have been sold, and more teams are still up for sale.  Ahhhhhhh yes.  Everyone is lining up for the NA3HL money train, all aboard!

Uht oh.  Hey, why would anyone want to sell such a great business opportunity?  Ohhhhhh shit, they must be selling these teams for a pile of dough.

Ummmmmm yeah, well not so much.  See it looks like teams are being sold for ohhhhhhh about 30% less than what some people paid for them originally.  Yep, now that’s a rock solid investment there boys.  Rock solid investment if you think the mortgage investment business in 2008 was rock solid too!

Wait a minute, there’s more.  Looks like the Chicago Hitmen, ummm I mean the Chicago Bulldogs will be heading to some town in Wisconsin now.  Yep, that Chicago shit show was an absolutely smashing success.

And the West Michigan Wolves appear to be heading to Lansing Michigan.  Yep, the Battle Creek experiment appears to be over.  Now that’s some prime territory for the Federal League to go into.  Oh shit, wait a minute.  Do you really think a return to single A pro hockey could be in the cards for Battle Creek?  Nahhhhhh

Lets hear it for Americas “top” Tier III league.  Seriously, the top Tier III league?  I don’t think so.  Maybe number three if you are looking at actual players going to school.  Yep, number three sounds about right.

And with your new 2017-2018 NA3HL contract, you sir are entitled to a shit sandwich from the NA3HL sandwich shop with a side of ranch dressing to dip it in.  That ranch dressing will make you forget all about what you are really eating.

The pipe line to the NAHL.  Ummmmmm yeah, more like a pipe dream.  I wonder how many kids in the league hear the “we will call you up” sales pitch from the NAHL teams sending them to the NA3HL?  I wonder how many actually got the call?  Just let that question linger a little….

Maybe its time for mommies and daddies to do a little research and see how many of those NAHL “tenders” from the NA3HL actually played in the NAHL?  Nahhhhhh why do something that makes sense when you can simply follow blindly like you always do.

On a positive note though, all NA3HL participants will be receiving “pre draft” camp invites from NAHL teams as part of their tuition package now.  That’s right mommies and daddies, you now get more opportunity to spend more money on the dream chase!

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.