With the NAHL season officially over, and the USHL season nearly over, we are officially entering silly season. Yep, that great time of year when teams fall all over themselves to get the almighty tryout camp dollar. That storied time of year when all the great expansion teams fall from the sky in search of the pay to play fortune waiting at the end of the rainbow.
Yes, its that time of year. We are entering prime time for the Death Pool baby. But before we get there, lets clean up some shit on the court house stairs.
Lets hear it for the Fort Collins Court system! A bang up job these guys do. Yep, lets just give a sexual predator hockey coach a $7,500 bond so he can get out of jail for pennies. Yep, after he was caught by a parent in person assaulting a child! Are you kidding me!!!!
Oh yeah, and this scumbag Andrew Vanderwal admitted to doing it! But hey lets just let him out so he can FLEE TO MEXICO!!! Great job guys.
How does any person who admits he molested a child, first gets let out on a $7,500 bail, and then has the freedom to take off and leave the country without getting caught? Seriously, how does that shit happen?
Then we got another predator in the making up in Ontario. Jared Gould of Oakville is more than a half dozen charges in association to “persons under sixteen”. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with some people? Maybe they should just let this guy go on a $5.00 bond or something. You know since these sex predators don’t ever repeat their acts and all.
Speaking about never repeating…..
How about Richard Gingrich who plead “no contest” to molesting a player starting when he was 11 years old until he was 15! No contest? Really? What person pleads no contest to four years worth of child molestation acts? What prosecutor allows that plea to happen?
But at least this douche bag wont be out for a while. They gave him three to ten years. Yeah, only three to ten years for molesting a kid for about four years. I call that some serious bullshit.
So, that’s our little court house update for today.
Now that silly season is officially in full swing, stay tuned for team folding reports on a pretty regular basis. Yeah, see we already got info on five teams that may be on the ropes. Yep, five and it aint even June yet.
With three dozen or so new teams in the United States and Canada, I am expecting to be pretty damn busy this summer. So remember to send in your shit show tips to email@example.com
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*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.