The Death Pool – Reports From Court House

It just wouldn’t be a Monday morning without a Death Pool report. Coffee, juice and a little commentary on some stupid humans is a great way to start the day.

First we have August von Ungern-Sternberg has been suspended from the team following an arrest last weekend for assault and battery, witness intimidation and resisting arrest. von Ungern-Sternberg is accused of assaulting a female student in his dorm room.

The players roommate found the victim and called the Police. Reports say that the female victim had bruises and abrasions. Other reports say that team mates told the Police to be careful that the accused cold become violent, which he apparently did when they were arresting him.

Yeah. Looks like another donkey getting physical with a woman is off the streets and off the ice. Each time we get these reports I can only hope it makes someone stop before they do something stupid.

Another sexual predator was charged the other day and it was a Coach from the Burnaby Winter Club. In a letter to parents Friday, Robert Ward says one of the club’s coaches from last year has been charged with possession of child pornography, telecommunication to lure a child under 16, and importing and distributing child pornography.

Of course Canadian laws don’t release the shit heads name because he was messing with minors. Yep, way to protect the predators guys, just brilliant.

How about Angelo Steven Reynolds. Mr Reynolds pleaded guilty to a single count of felony theft after stealing the bus of the Casper bobcats. Prosecutors dismissed a felony property destruction charge. Yes, you read that right. This dumbass stole a hockey teams bus.

Stupid people do stupid things. Stealing a bus? This has to be one of the dumbest in recorded history. Like he was going to take it to the McDonalds drive through or someone? WOW

Finally we have James Robert Cadzow. The former head coach of the Central Michigan University Division III club hockey team is serving two months in jail for embezzling more then $25,000 from both the men’s and women’s teams during his time as coach.

Hired by CMU in 2017, Cadzow, 40, embezzled $25,539.56 from the Mens and Womens club teams during his year-long employment by the university, according to CMU police.

Stick around folks. The next two weeks are going to be busy. Keep sending in those tips via social media on teams folding! We really appreciate your help and so do the families who could be fooled by some of these teams.

Five goalies is the number some teams are carrying right now to pad roster numbers. Yep, its going to be a busy few weeks.