My Mom says that the summer heat can just make some people go crazy. So I asked her how she explains all the idiots playing hockey in cold ice rinks. Her answer….”Its not the players, its the way the parents raised them”, and after that answer I was politely told to go clean the pool.
Yep, there seems to be a complete lack of self control for a lot of people these days. A disregard for authority, and a belief that they are entitled to do what ever they want. Hmmmm you think that comes from mommies and daddies turning their kids into spoiled brats? Nahhhhhhhh
On Thursday at a charity hockey game the newest hockey shit head decided to show himself. We don’t know his name yet because he turned himself in the day after the incident and hasn’t appeared in court yet.
But, that doesn’t mean we cant talk about this guy who charged another guy during the charity event. So when the guy who got charged yelled at him, the person initiating the charging rips the other dudes helmet off and starts punching him in the face.
Ahhhhhh yes, its all about the code right boys? The code that says any pussy can jump another guy to show how tuff he is. Hopefully another one of those self entitled douchebags can find this guy and give him a dose of his own medicine some day.
Anyone remember Cole Trevor Crane? You know, the bad ass Midget AA player from Prince Edward Island? That’s right, the Midget AA player! HA HA HA Real bad asses in AA these days.
Well remember this donkey pleading guilty? Refresh your memory here.
Turns out Cole and his bad ass father James Trevor Crane, who was also charged, both showed up in court the other day. Nice of them to show up, and face the music.
But these two idiots showed up wearing blue jeans and t-shirts. Seriously. These dummies disrespected the court and showed up looking like they were going to a barn cleaning instead of a sentencing.
It gets better though. The kid showed up wearing his freaking baseball cap backwards! Yep, just like all the other defendants looking for a little mercy from the court, he shows up looking like he doesn’t give a shit!
What happens next? Well kids, he gets 30 days in jail. Yep, a little jail time for him might just do him some good. Not that 30 days was enough, but its better than nothing.
Good stuff huh? Yep, these guys have bright futures ahead of them. Pillars of the community and all.
So, on that note, stay tuned everyone. We got some teams folding up shop this week to start the summer off just right!
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.
