Just thoughts I would pass this info along before I head out to watch a few games this weekend. And hey, any thought I had of having a few beers and then stealing a bus is now out the window after I learned people actually look out for that stuff these days! Ha Ha Ha
Meet Michael Allan Schurrer, Schurrer is listed as the Forest Lake Hockey Association’s director of junior gold/bantam teams in Minnesota Amateur Hockey.
So it looks like good ole Mikey went and had himself a couple of pops at Alary’s Bar on Thursday afternoon. Yeah, you know, just a little something to take the edge off after work.
Looks like good ole Mikey is in the habit of taking the edge off, only he tend to take the edge way the hell off so as to make it more like a blunt butter knife. See little Mikey has himself had five DWI convictions between 1995 and 2008, according to Minnesota court records. But hey, life’s a party right boys!
So on Thursday at about 8 p.m., someone flagged down a cop to report a small bus had been stolen from outside Alary’s Bar. The bus had been left running with as most busses are when its cold out, and bang all of a sudden its being driven down the road. Seriously folks, one person said it was a “short bus” and I don’t know if that makes this more funny or more stupid!
So the cops found the bus a little bit later, pulled it over, and what do you know? Ole Mikey got a little lucky when Alary’s said they didn’t want to press auto theft charges. Ummmmmm yeah but about taking that edge off?!
Seems like one of the cops was part blood hound and noticed the scent of booze on Mikey. Hey Mikey, He Likes it!
Police arrested Mikey, and he was charged Friday with three gross misdemeanors; refusal to submit to a chemical test, third-degree driving while impaired, and driving after cancellation of license.
Let this be a lesson to ya kids, its Friday night and all, but when you’re at the game tonight, don’t let a few of those pops talk you into stealing the one of the busses in the parking lot.
Seriously, can my job get any easier?! See ya Monday kids!
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
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