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The Death Pool – Special Report – Ooops There Goes Another One

Well kids, sorry its taken so long for me to help fill your blood lust this week! Ha Ha Ha  Hey, a guy can stay pretty busy these days with all these teams on life support.  Its not easy checking the pulse of all of these teams across the country ya know.

So hey, we got another one going down though.  Well if they aint going down they are as close to dead as you can get and whats funny is that they did this to themselves!

Ok, so we know the Northern States Hockey League has left the AAU family.  Not a big deal really, and the league earned some respect last year for developing some pretty good players.  So, if you leave AAU, you still need insurance and other league requirements.

Lets welcome the NSHL’s Maine Timberwolves to The Death Pool kids!

Owner, or should we say wanna be owner Jeff Dupere missed a deadline to make a transfer payment as part of the agreement to purchase the team. Dupere also has not paid the insurance premiums for the team’s players, another league requirement.

Ummmmmm yeah, ya might want to pay the bills.  You know, kind of like paying your mortgage.  WOW

So, right before the start of the season, another league has to change their schedule yet again.  A new schedule was submitted to the league’s board of governors yesterday that will bring each teams total games to 41 for the upcoming season.

Season ticket holders and sponsors are already being contacted to inform them and make arrangements.  Well, at least that’s being done correctly.

Whats being done with the players though?  Ohhhhhhhhhhh SNAP!  Ummmmmm yeah about that one.  Sorry boys the twelve players we had committed just weren’t enough to let us pay those required bills!  Yep, a grand total of 12.  Nice recruiting job there boys, you really know how to knock it out of the park.

Ohhhhhhhh I see it now.  Yep, the Owner was also supposed to be the Head Coach too!  This explains everything.  You had an idiot running a one man show who has no hockey experience other than one year of junior as a player and you expected him to succeed?  You let him into the league on his Fathers Olympic hockey coat tails?  Sweet way to qualify.

Stay tuned kids, we got a special report brewing for tomorrow that your just gonna love!

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening

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