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The Death Pool – Special Report – QMJHL Players Caught Thinking With Wrong Heads

Oh hell yeah kids, its a beautiful Thursday morning, the coffee is brewing, the donuts are fresh, and I don’t have to do the dishes because my folks are in town and they took me out to dinner!  The day just couldn’t start out any better unless I had a story to write!

Well thank my lucky stars for the Gatineau Olympiques and a recent post game visit to a chain pizza joint!

So what do you get when you have a whole team of amped up junior hockey players out to dinner after a game, and some drunk woman flashing her tits and making suggestive comments?

Well, you get four or five players caught in a public restroom with said woman, and an eyewitness account of a few players zipping up after someone forced their way into the restroom!

Yep, that’s right kids, this woman certainly didn’t get enough peperoni on her pizza!  She wanted to file a complaint about being shorted on the peperoni with her pizza, but instead of talking to a manager, she took things into her own hands so to speak!  HA HA HA

But seriously folks, what the hell were these idiots thinking following her into a public toilet?  You think they told their moms about the nice girl they met and want to bring home to meet?

Whats just priceless about this is the woman doesn’t want to file an official complaint!  Now that’s a classy girl eh boys?!  Maybe she just wants a few autographs and a DNA sample.

But hey, the police are on top of things and a Lewd or Sexual Misconduct investigation is under way.  Probably shouldn’t have said the police were “on top” in that sentence but what the hell.

Hey all you dumb asses out there thinking this is cool, time to get a clue.  Not only is it uncool, risky, and deviant behavior, but it is completely classless.  Want respect, earn respect.

Havent you idiots read enough about players, and athletes in general getting caught up in this kind of stuff to learn?  Or are you really that dumb?

I wonder if your sister or mom want to go out for a slice with the team?!

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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