The Death Pool – Special Report – Rochester Rebels Commit Suicide Rather Than Playing In NCPHL Again

Suicide.  Yep, that’s one way to end things I guess.  Normally not a solution anyone would recommend to anyone else.  But hey, there is always that one exception to the rule isn’t there.

Lets hear it for the Rochester Rebels.  The smartest team in the NCPHL.

The Rochester Rebels have fallen on their sword.  (there was a sword in their logo) Ha Ha Ha

All the Rochester Rebels had was the best owner in the league with the most experience in the game.  The most experienced coach, and oh shit, yeah, they just happened to win the NCPHL championship this year.

But rather than continue on in a shit show that constantly changed its schedules, added and deleted teams like someone was adding and deleting friends on Facebook, and couldn’t tell the difference between a hockey stick and a hat……Yeah you get my meaning.  It is a joke.  An embarrassment to the game.

So, the owners pulled the plug.  Good for them.  Smart move.  Probably save a lot of money and a lot of headaches.

But hey, the NCPHL is adding more punch lines to the joke.  Yep, more teams in New York State.  In fact, they are even recycling one location and one owner that failed just last season in Lockport!  Now that is pure genius.

Lets hear a big round of applause for the Rebels.  Finally someone does the right thing.  Someone acts in the interest of the kids and themselves.  Now that’s what leadership is.

In more NCPHL news, an expansion team is expected in the small town of Turin New York.  With a population of around 800 people, there is a buzz in the air for the potential new franchise.  Rumored to be named the Turin Turd Polishers, this is sure to be another great addition.

David Wagner The Angel Of Death For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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