Its black Friday kids! Yep, time to put on your black clothes and get ready for a funeral. And the Angel of Death knows how to put the “fun” in Funeral!!!
According to a phone call received by the boss here from someone involved, the mythical Yeti that was sighted once in Colorado is now back to mythical status!
Lets hear it for the Glacier Yetis!!!! Oh but we hardly knew you. Yep, its a one and done Tier III franchise in what is now known as the worst junior league in North America the Rocky Mountain Junior Hockey League. When they set up shop, even the now defunct NorPAC junior league looked good!
What’s great is the RMJHL voted the Yetis out of the league. Yep, voted them out, and handed the head coach a piece of paper a day later letting him know. Of course this was after the head coach moved from freakin Michigan to Colorado! Next time you wanna bend someone over boys how about you do it over the phone and save someone the time and expense of moving cross country?!
But hey, it makes a whole lot of sense to kill of a returning franchise but not kill off a new franchise that doesn’t have shit for players. Yep, that makes a whole lot of sense.
Speaking of the old NorPAC we may have some news coming out of those four remaining shit show teams that the USPHL was dumb enough to take in this year. Stay tuned for that stuff kids, it should be fun.
Everyone have a good weekend now. I am off scouting and sniffin around for clues to who will be the next contestant on The Death Pool!
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.
