Hey hockey fans. A little mid week update for ya since I cant go golfing in the rain. Anyone remember last February when we were reporting on a bunch of idiots up in Canada who were, you know, doing what idiots do? Need a reminder?
Well, things like assaulting players on other teams, assaulting coaches, and the smartest one of assaulting a referee. We back on track now? Ok, good.
So, back in February we talked about a player that assaulted a referee but no official charges were filed. Really, no charges were filed after this idiot was taken off the ice in handcuffs.
Unbelievably, roughly six months after the incident, Olivier Marcotte has now been charged with assaulting the referee during a Quebec Junior AA game. The assault? Ohhhhhhh nothing major. He just spit in the referee’s face! Seriously, he spit in a referee’s face!
In some states in the US, that is actually considered a serious Felony punishable by prison time. I mean you can transfer all kinds of diseases by spitting on someone.
What kind of person even has it in their makeup to spit in the face of another person? Only the most ignorant of people would ever think to do something like that.
So, Olivier Marcotte, now you will get your day in court. Your hockey career is over because you are now 22 years old, but there has to be some kind of punishment they come up with for your ass. Maybe volunteering your time at a boxing gym emptying spit buckets? Maybe volunteering time to pick up spitters at the local arenas?
What a great example you will be some day for some kid. Lets just hope you don’t transfer your genetics to someone who will repeat your exemplary behavior.
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening
