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The Death Pool – The Seven Worst Pay To Play Teams In North America That Should Be Killed Off

Here we are, 2019, and shit shows that should have been killed off, somehow survived the holiday break. You have to wonder just what kind of bullshit parents and players are being told is chocolate cake to keep these teams alive?!?!?!

The following seven teams should be killed off and simply left that way. No one can consider them legitimate Junior Hockey teams anyway;

7. In seventh place, and resembling the smallest pile of shit, we have the NA3HL’s Butte Cobras. A disaster through and through. How can anyone begin to say anything good about this shit parade.

6. The GMHL’s Ottawa Sharpshooters. This team looks more like a bantam house team than junior. This team doesn’t even resemble a badly operated lemonade stand in the summer. Second rate from beginning to end.

5. The GMHL’s Toronto Predators. Seriously, doesn’t anyone think before naming a team these days? How many “predators” are in Toronto these days? Other than all the pedophiles not too many.

4. The NA3HL’s Niagara Falls Powerhawks. This team is relocating at the end of the year, so maybe a new name will help them. Considering this name is absolute shit, its at least a start. How the hell does a team with a 2-27-1 record get into the playoffs? Easy, its the NA3HL. What a joke.

3. The NA3HL’s College Station Spirit. Disaster. Just a disaster from top to bottom. How many Tier III teams are needed in Texas anyway? Definitely not this one.

2. The GMHL’s London Lakers. If elephant shit were hockey gold, then this team would be Fort Knox. A feeble attempt to raise money on line for what should be included in player fees was tremendously unsuccessful. Kind of like the whole operation.

And the absolute worst team in the World is…..

  1. The Evansville Jr. Thunderbolts. With a goals against differential of MINUS 399, this may be the worst team in hockey history. Who seriously lets this shit show continue? Who can honestly say that this is junior hockey? This is the most blatant money grab in junior hockey. This team should be boycotted and left to die immediately. The parents allowing their children to play on this team should consider water polo.

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