Category : The Death Pool
The Death Pool – The Parent Living Vicariously Through Their Child
Hey kids, what do you call someone who lives their life through the lives of their children? I call them freakin obsessed, overbearing fools. How...
The Death Pool – Premature Player Identification And Promotion
Okay, so it doesn’t take some rocket scientist to see who the best players are on the ice in any game. I mean when you see...
The Death Pool – Teams Deceiving Parents And Players About Pay To Play Hockey
Oh yeah, I am sure to catch hell over this one. But hey we are in the heat of recruiting season kids, and there is...
The Death Pool – University Of Ottawa Hockey Team – Sex And Alcohol
Stupid is, as stupid does. Right boys and girls? Follow a few drunk idiots around and you are bound to find more drunk idiots. Hey,...
The Death Pool – Independent Hockey In Canada – The Truth Players Need To Know
Yeah, I know my boss is gonna give me shit for this one, but he’s in Vegas for a few days at a showcase, so...
The Death Pool – Enforcers
See ya later boys. Your one dimensional game is no longer needed or wanted in the game at any level. With junior hockey making rules...
The Death Pool – Stupid Player Decisions
Oh hell yeah kids, this one is going to be good. So we all know those arrogant little jerks who think they are too good...
The Death Pool – Fighting Banned In Junior Hockey – Special Report
With the news coming out last night that USA Hockey has followed Hockey Canada’s lead in the elimination of fighting from junior hockey, many parents...
The Death Pool – Ending The Try Out Camp Mess In The United States
Okay kids, how many of you are having trouble deciding which try out camps to attend? You got USHL camps, NAHL camps, and Tier III...
The Death Pool – Stop Comparing Leagues When You Should Compare Teams
Hey kids, hope everyone had a great holiday weekend. I wanted to follow up on a story the Coach did a few weeks ago with...
TJHN Adds Discussion Forums
After receiving multiple requests, TJHN has added discussion forums to the website. We hope this will be a place where Junior Hockey fans can voice...
The Death Pool – Mass Emails To Players Not Eligible To Play – Special Report
Yeah okay, so everyone remembers my little gag on all the junior teams with my fake resume right? Here’s a reminder kids The Death Pool...
Death Pool Special Report – Port Huron Dies And Connellsville Is Born
Oh yeah kids, death has been busy the last two weeks, just waiting for the right time to pick off the Port Huron Fighting Falcons. ...
The Death Pool – Maybe Teams Should Do Some Scouting Before Inviting Players To Camp
Some times kids you just can’t fix stupid. Ya feel me? What would you think of a team that didn’t scout the players they invited...
Pre Draft Combine Player Profile – Michael Weber
Name: Michael Weber Citizenship: USA Hometown: Waynesville OH Style of Play: Hybrid Goaltender Position: Goaltender Shoots/Catches: Right Born: April 1997 HT/WT: 5ft 10in/ 155lbs GPA:...
The Death Pool – Drug Use And A Call For Mandatory Testing
Guess what kids, playing hockey is a privilege and not a right. That’s right boys and girls it shouldn’t matter if you pay to play,...
The Death Pool – Over Priced Glorified Junior Hockey Expansion
Hey kids, its that time again. What time you say? It’s expansion season for over priced pay to play wanna be junior hockey. That’s right...
The Death Pool – NAHL’s Port Huron Fighting Falcons Set Records While McMorran Arena Sets Records For Stupidity
In a season where some in Port Huron’s political structure and others in McMorran Arena’s Management structure have not taken the time to open their...
The Death Pool – Death Penalty For Stupidity
Happy Monday Kids! Everyone hates Mondays right? Well, I am sure there are more than a few players on the Illiana Blackbirds team that are...
Two Junior Hockey Players Arrested For Heroin Possession – Death Pool Special Dope Report
Although it happened in February, first Court appearances in Cook County Illinois did not take place until March 13, for two Illiana Blackbird players. The Blackbirds...