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The Death Pool – Special Report – Ex NHLer Punches U-15 Kid During Game

Happy Sunday morning everyone.  And now let me say we have a story from the so unbelievable it is being given the HOLY F#(% title.

Andrew Peters, former Buffalo Sabre.  Well a shitty Buffalo Sabre anyway, who could only fight and has a grand total of 7 points in his 229 NHL games to go along with his 650 PIM’s.  Yeah you get the picture.  A real old school Donkey.

So you are going to love this shit.  Take a look at the 17 second mark

Great job coach.  Now you have shown the world that what you were doing in the NHL wasn’t just a job.  You simply have no self control and it is in your base nature to be an absolute moron.

Yes, this is exactly the type of person we want coaching our kids isn’t it.  A washed up old Donkey who cant control himself.  Seems to be a lot of those guys masquerading around as coaches these days.  We might have more stories on another one coming up.

So here you go moms and dads.  This is what you are paying for your child to learn from.  Teams take on characteristics of their leaders.  This happens on and off the ice.  So it just looks like you got what you should have known was coming.

On another note, the Peters Meditation and Cold Yoga Center is not likely to be open today as management has meetings with behavior modification specialists planned.

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*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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