The Tomb Stone ooooooops, I mean Keystone Ice Miners are officially deceased.
The NAHL coroner pronounced them dead on the scene on Thursday. Cause of death was determined to be a case of stupidly playing chicken with potential ownership groups. Well that and slipping on the bathroom floor after the roof leaked from rain! Ha Ha Ha
Its a sad state of affairs for the NAHL’s start out east with just three teams right now, but help could be on the way. More on that Monday.
But hey kids, I got this hole to dig right now, and a shit ton of ugly jerseys to burn so I got to run to the store and get some marsh mellows. Enjoy the weekend, and if you happen to see the Gortons Fisherman around, tell him he can have his color scheme back will ya! WOW, ugliest jersey in NAHL history.
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.
