The Death Pool – Special Report – NA3HL’s Wisconsin Whalers Are Dead And More Teams On Life Support

Oh yeah.  Everyone kept quiet all summer.  All the sneaky little shitty Tier III or pay to play guys with something to hide kept it all very quiet.  Nice work boys, but it was only a matter of time before people started to talk.

According to multiple sources the NA3HL’s Wisconsin Whalers are dead.  Yeah, stick a freakin harpoon in that shit show and collect the blubber.

Seriously who the hell names a team in Wisconsin the “Whalers” anyway?  Like Wisconsin has some serious whaling history to rely on?  That’s like naming a team in Kingston Jamaica the Kingston Yeti’s.  Just stupid.

Oh and lets not forget those pesky little USA Hockey protected lists that show who has players and who doesn’t.  Who has the owners son moving to another NA3HL team that might be a dead freakin give away.

So the Whalers are dead.  And the first of the NA3HL shit shows has fallen.

I say the first because there are at least another 6 NA3HL teams in danger of folding in the next two weeks.  That’s right, another six.

I wonder what will happen when some of the players on some teams reported protected lists are actually playing games in other leagues this weekend and next?  Uh oh.  Yeah, that’s gonna kind of suck.

Stick around everyone.  The bodies are going to start falling now.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
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