Ummmmm yeah, so, its time for a little truth in advertising lesson for the boys in the National Collegiate Prospects Hockey League. Also known as “North America’s Greatest Shit Show”.
So yeah, the NCPHL, is no longer a member of the United Hockey Union. No longer classified by the United Hockey Union as a “junior league”.
The NCPHL is now considered to be a “Prep” league by the United Hockey Union, and not eligible for UHU membership. A “Prep” league that has freakin 20 year old players?!?!?! Are you kidding me?
Apparently this aint some kind of joke either. The NCPHL Twitter account describes the “league” as; “The NCPHL is a Junior-aged Academic Hockey league with the goal of developing hockey players for continuing their careers at all levels of college hockey”
Yep, no longer using the “junior hockey” league label. Maybe the parents and players signing up for this shit show deserve to know whats going on? Nahhhhhhh why bother.
Why bother? Well because this donkey parade of a league is signing “Players ages 15½ – 20 by December 31st, 2017 (birth years 1997-2002 )”. That’s right, 15 and 1/2 year olds. Like the extra half year in age is going to make a difference?
WTF is going on here? How desperate are these donkeys to put teams on the ice? How desperate are these players that they would go this route instead of legitimate AAA teams?
No wonder the UHU doesn’t ask the NCPL to send a team to their Las Vegas Showcase in December. Ohhhhh you parents didn’t figure that one out? Sorry bout that. Ha Ha Ha Not really.
You think that the 20 year old players might want to know they aren’t playing junior hockey? I would think so since they are being recruited under the guise that its junior hockey. But hey, does it really matter?
I mean the league hasn’t even named coaches for almost half its teams. Its the only league in history to have a “recognition” draft. What the hell is a recognition draft anyway? Maybe its like you are kind of drafted, but not really because we don’t care if you can even skate. Yeah, maybe its like that.
One thing is for certain though, the NCPHL has become known as the world wide leader for absolutely shitty team logo designs! Yes indeed, this is certainly one area that the league has mastered, shitty logos!
On a positive note, the NCPHL is now selling franchises at steep discounts. That’s right, you too can own your very own franchise.
Rumor is that instead of you paying the NCPHL up front, they will come to your house and beg you to take over a team and they might even pay you $5.00 to do it. If that rumor is true, it is the only way any team will make money in this shit show. People are said to be lining up for this opportunity now. Don’t forget to reserve your very own Death Pool report for the future with your NCPHL franchise!
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
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