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The Death Pool – Zamboni Driver Arrested For Drunk Driving – Yes It Happened

Hey kids, I just got this info, and honestly I didn’t believe it when I read it.  But yeah, some dumb ass driving a Zamboni was arrested a few days ago for driving drunk while shaving the ice!  Seriously, it happened.

In Fargo North Dakota, Steven James Anderson, 27, was arrested during the Davies and Williston girls game Friday night at South Arena after spectators and school officials noticed him driving erratically while resurfacing the ice. A school official called police to the arena, where he was arrested.

Anderson of Fargo was booked into the Cass County Jail on suspicion of DUI and bailed out Saturday morning.

According to the report, Anderson was arrested a month prior for drunk driving and was sentenced to 20 hours of community service. He was also charged with misdemeanor possession of marijuana paraphernalia and was fined $1,000 for the same incident.

So um yeah, what’s the harm in having a few beers while chilling out at work huh?! What a moron!  So how does a Zamboni driver, who was not driving on a public street get arrested for something like this?

Even though the arrested Zamboni driver was not on a public street, North Dakota law dictates anybody operating a motor vehicle while heavily under the influence of drugs or alcohol be arrested.

Let this be a lesson to all you Zamboni drivers who like to have a few beers or smoke a doobie while on break….

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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