Category : The Death Pool
The Death Pool – The WUHL Something Smells In The Check Out Isle
Happy Labor Day kids! I hope everyone is enjoying their day off. Getting ready for school, and all the upcoming regular season opening junior hockey...
The Death Pool – Special Report – USA Hockey Protected Lists Are Now Known As Exposure Lists
Hey kids, is everyone ready for the weekend?! I know I am. Hell yeah, a nice long weekend for the traditional end of summer and...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Top Ten Signs Your Team May Fold
Hey kids, hockey season is officially here! Oh hell yeah, who’s excited for those first USA Hockey protected lists to come out?! I know I am...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Sex Video Trial Date Finally Set For Former Lincoln Stars
Wow, its been one hell of a week eh kids? We had the Firehawks, Icehawks, Owls, and Redwings all fold within the last week! Birds...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Adirondack Jr Red Wings Shut Down Empire Team
Good Thursday morning boys and girls. I got woken up from my nap after placing some headstones yesterday afternoon with the news that another bird...
The Death Pool – Special Report – NPHL’s Cheney Icehawks Appear To Now Be Extinct
Hey kids, does anyone believe in this global warming thing? I mean I am reading all kinds of stuff about water levels rising, and wild...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Minnesota Owls Go Dark Plan To Come Back Next Year
Ok kids, my back is a little sore. The backhoe broke down and I am digging these holes by hand now. Do you have any...
The Death Pool – Special Report – GOJHL Buffalo Regals Fold Because Of Paperwork
Ok kids, some times in life, and in hockey, things just don’t make any sense. The Buffalo Regals being forced to go dark for the...
The Death Pool – Lets Call Out The Deceivers
Happy Monday morning kids. I hope everyone had as nice of a weekend as I did. Just chilling by the Intensive Care Unit drinking coffee and...
The Death Pool – Special Report – St. Louis Storm Fried By Lightning Strike
When it rains it pours eh kids! Sometimes you just cant find a sturdy enough umbrella, and sometimes you go stand under the tallest tree...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Soo Firechickens errrr Firehawks Are Done
Hey kids, hope everyone is enjoying the last few days of summer vacation! Nothing quite like sitting around with family having a nice cookout to...
The Death Pool – Special Report – We Got A Winner For Recruiting Stupidity
Ohhhhhhhh snap kids. You’re gonna love this stuff. I mean seriously, what you are about to read is going to make you laugh your ass...
The Death Pool – The Fighting Yoopers Have Given Up The Fight
Yea though I walk through the shadow of myself, I will not fear myself! Ha Ha Ha Happy Monday kids! Hope you had a great...
The Death Pool – Special Report – The End Of EA Sports Management?
Stupid is as stupid does. Ha Ha Ha I love that line! Turns out, the water shortage in California may be causing some peoples brains...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Two Burials In Nova Scotia Junior C
Good morning boys and girls! Thanks to a hot tip from a reader up in Nova Scotia, I was alerted to two teams in the...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Camp Cancellations And Postponements
On another beautiful Monday morning, while manning the TJHN email box, I am starting to get some real interesting stuff kids! Oh hell yeah, the...
The Death Pool – Pay To Play Panic Button
Good morning boys and girls! Welcome to The Death Pool where today we are featuring the Pay To Play Panic Button. What is The Pay...
The Death Pool – Special Report – A $380 Try Out Camp Fee Tells You All You Need To Know
Holy crap kids, I just could not believe it when I heard it. Yep, that’s right, a GMHL team is trying to charge players $380...
The Death Pool – Leagues With Teams On the Brink Of Folding
Ooooooooohhhhhh yeahhhhhhh kids, its August, and its time to start picking some of these Tier III teams off. That’s right, we are going to start...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Marquette Electricians Fold
Damn, and I thought I was gonna have the day off to golf! Oh well, lets all say good bye to the Marquette Electricians Midget...