Category : The Death Pool
The Death Pool – A Fresh Shipment Of Body Bags Just Arrived Order Yours Today
Happy Monday boys and girls! Hope everyone had a great weekend! Well, not everybody, I got to stay employed ya know. So I hope all...
The Death Pool – Tier III Nationals
Its another beautiful Monday morning. Fresh dirt in a pile right beside the hole we are finally going to fill with the USA Hockey Tier...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Russia Closing Borders For Junior League
Ohhhhh snap. Looks like those pesky Russian hockey guys are getting the protective feeling that Hockey Canada got when they cut off the flow of...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Muskegon Lumberjacks Owners File Bankruptcy In NY
Ummm yeah so, I really didn’t want to write this one, but hey, news is news, and I am friggin shocked. The Muskegon Lumberjacks are...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Drafted In The NAHL Tuesday Charged With Sex Crime On Wednesday
Ummmmmmm yeah, so we got us another sex crime report. Looks like Jacob Dittmer wasn’t a TJHN avid reader of The Death Pool. If he...
The Death Pool – B#*% S#*! Mass Email Main Camp Offers – Exposing Offenders
Good morning boys and girls. I am thinking that this Monday will be a special day. Why? Well lets call it an education day, and...
The Death Pool – Special Report – USA Hockey NO Expanded Import Rules For Tier III
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH Snap! Talk about a kick in the nuts kids. Many USA Hockey Tier III teams were counting on getting three import players this season...
The Death Pool – Special Report – RIP Rio Grande
Yea though I walk through my own shadow…get it?! Ha Ha Ha So yeah kids, its official, the Rio Grande Killer Bee’s are worm food. ...
The Death Pool – Pay To Play Teams Struggling With Recruiting – One Down Twenty To Go
Happy Monday boys and girls. Did everyone have a good weekend at camp? Or were you so busy answering all the phone calls and emails...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Sex Assault Charges Against Two USHL Players Becomes More Strange Than Before
Sometimes, I hear and read things that I just cant believe. Like some headlines you think were made up by The Daily Show or something. Back...
The Death Pool – Goodbye Rio Grande Hello Aston Pennsylvania
Well kids, its June 1st, and it finally looks like the NAHL Eastern Division is set with four teams. So much for the potential six...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Keystone Ice Miners Rest In Peace
The Tomb Stone ooooooops, I mean Keystone Ice Miners are officially deceased. The NAHL coroner pronounced them dead on the scene on Thursday. Cause of...
The Death Pool – NAHL’s Keystone Ice Miners Dead Or Just Zombified?
Ummmmmm yeah, so, about those Keystone Ice Miners. No tryouts listed. No Pre Draft camps listed. No tenders signed and announced. Ohhhhhh snap. Lets not...
The Death Pool – Crack Kills So Step Away From The Pusher
Good morning boys and girls, and welcome to another friendly edition of The Death Pool. Where you will read things that other writers wish they...
The Death Pool – NAHL Dies In Michigan
May they rest in peace. So, someone please solve this riddle please. What happens when you take a bad idea, and multiply it with a number...
The Death Pool – Show Me The Moneyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
SHOOOOOOOOWWWWWW MEEEEEE THEEEEE MONEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! Oh hell yeah kids, its that time of year again. Its tryout time, quickly followed by contract signing time. Well guess...
The Death Pool – Two For The Price Of One
Happy Monday kids. I hope everyone had a great weekend, and enjoyed some junior and NHL playoff hockey. This is a great time of year...
The Death Pool – Special Report – NAHL Michigan Warriors Sale And Move On Hold
Rut ro Rorge! Looks like we got us a mystery to solve kids! Time to warm up the mystery machine and get the van on...
The Death Pool – NHL Draft Lottery
Happy Monday morning kids! Hope you all had a great weekend like I did. So, lets get right to it, the NHL draft lottery is...
The Death Pool – Players Need To Wake Up When It Comes To Try Out Camp Selection
Happy Monday morning kids! I hope its as nice where you are as it is here. Spring is in the air, and I even got...