Category : The Death Pool
The Death Pool – Special Report – Season Aborted
Mission abort! Mission Abort! I always wanted to say that! Ha Ha Ha Well it looks like the CIJHL, Canadian Independent Junior Hockey League are...
The Death Pool – Special Report – We Need Another Stretcher
Paging Doctor Bombay, paging Doctor Bombay…… How about Gordon Bombay? No? Alrighty then, someone please get the other side of this stretcher because this one...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Thats Right Kids Another One Bites The Dust
Another one bites the dust hey hey, another one bites the dust. And another ones gone and another ones gone and another one bites the...
The Death Pool – Special Report – We Got Another One
Someone call the ambulance! Oh, never mind, I got this covered. Ha Ha Ha Its shaping up to be one hell of a week here...
The Death Pool – We Need More Body Bags
Holy crap kids, it has been one busy week. Who said labor day was a holiday weekend, I have been on the phone since Friday...
The Death Pool – Tier III Teams On Life Support
Oh hell yeah kids, everyone have a good weekend? Anyone attend a Tier III camp this weekend where half the players on the ice were...
The Death Pool – Tier III Casualties
Hey kids, guess what time it is? Yep, you guessed it, its the annual Tier III count down to franchise deaths! Are we all excited...
The Death Pool – Parents Acting As Agents Or Advisers
Hey kids, its that time of year again. Yep you guessed it, its excuse making time, and parent bitching time. Like clockwork, we can count...
The Death Pool – Summer Tryout Camp Roulette
Black or Red boys and girls? Place your money on the table and spin the wheel. Want to try your luck? All summer long families...
The Death Pool – Coaches Who Lie When Recruiting – Parents And Players Who Lie To Themselves
That’s right kids, its time for me to call a spade a spade, or in this case call a liar a liar. See there are...
The Death Pool – The Parent Living Vicariously Through Their Child
Hey kids, what do you call someone who lives their life through the lives of their children? I call them freakin obsessed, overbearing fools. How...
The Death Pool – Premature Player Identification And Promotion
Okay, so it doesn’t take some rocket scientist to see who the best players are on the ice in any game. I mean when you see...
The Death Pool – Teams Deceiving Parents And Players About Pay To Play Hockey
Oh yeah, I am sure to catch hell over this one. But hey we are in the heat of recruiting season kids, and there is...
The Death Pool – University Of Ottawa Hockey Team – Sex And Alcohol
Stupid is, as stupid does. Right boys and girls? Follow a few drunk idiots around and you are bound to find more drunk idiots. Hey,...
The Death Pool – Independent Hockey In Canada – The Truth Players Need To Know
Yeah, I know my boss is gonna give me shit for this one, but he’s in Vegas for a few days at a showcase, so...
The Death Pool – Enforcers
See ya later boys. Your one dimensional game is no longer needed or wanted in the game at any level. With junior hockey making rules...
The Death Pool – Stupid Player Decisions
Oh hell yeah kids, this one is going to be good. So we all know those arrogant little jerks who think they are too good...
The Death Pool – Fighting Banned In Junior Hockey – Special Report
With the news coming out last night that USA Hockey has followed Hockey Canada’s lead in the elimination of fighting from junior hockey, many parents...
The Death Pool – Ending The Try Out Camp Mess In The United States
Okay kids, how many of you are having trouble deciding which try out camps to attend? You got USHL camps, NAHL camps, and Tier III...
The Death Pool – Stop Comparing Leagues When You Should Compare Teams
Hey kids, hope everyone had a great holiday weekend. I wanted to follow up on a story the Coach did a few weeks ago with...