Category : The Death Pool
The Death Pool – Special Report – GOJHL Breakup All But Complete
Well its another exciting day here at the funeral home. Everyone looks so pale today just laying around. Get it? Ha Ha Ha Yeah, just...
The Death Pool – Special Report – St. Charles Spirit Are Now Just Spirits
Boooo! Yeah I know Halloween was a few weeks ago, but we got us a new ghost on the block. Lets all say a funeral...
The Death Pool – RIP Berkley Bruins
Yea though i walk through the shadow of legitimate Tier III junior hockey teams I will fear no negative bank account balance. Ha Ha Ha...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Parents Can Ruin Careers Part Deux
Hey kids, just when you thought the Coach was getting through to some people with his weekly cant miss reading articles, we get a doozy...
The Death Pool – Some Bad Teams Wont Be Invited Back Next Year
Happy Monday kids. Don’t ya just love fall? The leaves are all in color, and snow is starting to fall at night. You just got...
The Death Pool – Special Report – GOJHL Breaking Up Into Two Leagues
Hey kids, this one has been brewing for a long time. The best Junior B league in all of Canada is set to break up...
The Death Pool – Politicians Involved With Hockey
Happy Monday kids! I hope everyone enjoyed the weekend and caught a couple games. I know I watched a few, and caught up on some...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Mattawa Blackhawks Folded By NOJHL – New Franchise Taking Over
Hey kids, Thank God Its Friday right?! Ummmmmm yeah well that is unless you owned stock in the Mattawa Blackhawks yesterday. Sometimes its just not...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Tier III Marketing And Branding Illusions Made To Order
Hey kids, what day is it? Huuuuuuuummmmmp Dayyyyyyy! Oh hell yeah, I just love that Camel in that commercial. 15 minutes can save you 15%...
The Death Pool – MWJHL Looking To Leave AAU
Happy Monday boys and girls. Today is just another beautiful day with another example of how at the Tier III level it is every man for...
Death Pool – Special Report – OHL Owners Son Leaves Team
Hey kids, what happens when a Junior Team Owners Son plays for the team daddy owns and he shouldn’t be playing for that team? Well...
The Death Pool – Special Report – NPHL Vancouver Vipers Fold
Hey Kids, we got us another one. Yep, the NorPac Hockey League’s Vancouver Vipers are done. Put a fork in em boys. So after months...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Another Player Under Investigation Drugs And Alcohol
Hey kids, its another beautiful day here in the intensive care unit. Just hanging out and drinking coffee and munching on some Timmy Hortons, yep...
The Death Pool – Non Competitive Teams Dont Get You Scouted
Hey kids, happy Monday! Don’t you just love Monday mornings, reading the box scores from the weekend for your favorite teams? See who won and...
The Death Pool – Special Report – NSHL Now NA3HL East?
So much for independent junior hockey in the North Eastern United States kids. That lasted all about a few weeks. While there is no “official”...
The Death Pool – Special Report – The Central Hockey League
Hey kids, for those of you that didn’t know the worst kept secret in hockey, the Central Hockey League is no longer. Decades of minor...
The Death Pool – False Recruiting Promises
Hey kids, happy Monday! Hope you had a great weekend like I did. Nothing like some good rest and relaxation, well if you call polishing...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Tier II To Tier III Trades And The Lie Being Told
Hey kids, its Friday and I bet everyone is looking forward to the weekend of games. I know I am. But one game that’s being...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Lake Tahoe Blue Dirty And Illegal Recruiting Tactics
Stupid is as stupid does eh kids? Well what do you get when you put an inexperienced former Tier III player less than a year...
The Death Pool – For The Love Of God Just Die Already
So here I am sitting and waiting. Sickle in hand, hole dug in the ground, people waiting to pay their final respects, or well people...