Category : The Death Pool
The Death Pool – Intensive Care Unit Getting Full
Oh yeah kids, its the last week of July, and you all know what that means! That’s right boys and girls, the Intensive Care Unit...
The Death Pool – Special Report – We Have Our First Casualty
Oh yeah kids, its Friday. I got the golf clubs ready to go, and what do you know, I get a call to put them...
The Death Pool – Free Agency Changes Coming To Pay To Play Teams In US And Canada
Ohhhhhhh yeah, nothing like Monday morning eh kids?! Summer, beach, and all kinds of changes happening in junior hockey in the US and Canada. So,...
The Death Pool – The New Owner Of The Muskegon Lumberjacks Is…
Ummmmmmmmm yeah, well about that new owner for the Muskegon Lumberjacks. You know, the one looking to come in a save the team financially because...
The Death Pool – Artificial Commitment Claims
Good morning boys and girls. Ahhhhhh yes, the summer holidays are behind us now and it is smooth sailing toward the start of the 2015...
The Death Pool – Special Report – New Ownership In Muskegon? More Changes Coming!
Ohhhhhh snap. Here we go kids. It was just a week or so ago, TJHN reported that the Muskegon Lumberjacks Ownership had filed for Bankruptcy...
The Death Pool – A Fresh Shipment Of Body Bags Just Arrived Order Yours Today
Happy Monday boys and girls! Hope everyone had a great weekend! Well, not everybody, I got to stay employed ya know. So I hope all...
The Death Pool – Tier III Nationals
Its another beautiful Monday morning. Fresh dirt in a pile right beside the hole we are finally going to fill with the USA Hockey Tier...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Russia Closing Borders For Junior League
Ohhhhh snap. Looks like those pesky Russian hockey guys are getting the protective feeling that Hockey Canada got when they cut off the flow of...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Muskegon Lumberjacks Owners File Bankruptcy In NY
Ummm yeah so, I really didn’t want to write this one, but hey, news is news, and I am friggin shocked. The Muskegon Lumberjacks are...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Drafted In The NAHL Tuesday Charged With Sex Crime On Wednesday
Ummmmmmm yeah, so we got us another sex crime report. Looks like Jacob Dittmer wasn’t a TJHN avid reader of The Death Pool. If he...
The Death Pool – B#*% S#*! Mass Email Main Camp Offers – Exposing Offenders
Good morning boys and girls. I am thinking that this Monday will be a special day. Why? Well lets call it an education day, and...
The Death Pool – Special Report – USA Hockey NO Expanded Import Rules For Tier III
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH Snap! Talk about a kick in the nuts kids. Many USA Hockey Tier III teams were counting on getting three import players this season...
The Death Pool – Special Report – RIP Rio Grande
Yea though I walk through my own shadow…get it?! Ha Ha Ha So yeah kids, its official, the Rio Grande Killer Bee’s are worm food. ...
The Death Pool – Pay To Play Teams Struggling With Recruiting – One Down Twenty To Go
Happy Monday boys and girls. Did everyone have a good weekend at camp? Or were you so busy answering all the phone calls and emails...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Sex Assault Charges Against Two USHL Players Becomes More Strange Than Before
Sometimes, I hear and read things that I just cant believe. Like some headlines you think were made up by The Daily Show or something. Back...
The Death Pool – Goodbye Rio Grande Hello Aston Pennsylvania
Well kids, its June 1st, and it finally looks like the NAHL Eastern Division is set with four teams. So much for the potential six...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Keystone Ice Miners Rest In Peace
The Tomb Stone ooooooops, I mean Keystone Ice Miners are officially deceased. The NAHL coroner pronounced them dead on the scene on Thursday. Cause of...
The Death Pool – NAHL’s Keystone Ice Miners Dead Or Just Zombified?
Ummmmmm yeah, so, about those Keystone Ice Miners. No tryouts listed. No Pre Draft camps listed. No tenders signed and announced. Ohhhhhh snap. Lets not...
The Death Pool – Crack Kills So Step Away From The Pusher
Good morning boys and girls, and welcome to another friendly edition of The Death Pool. Where you will read things that other writers wish they...