Category : The Death Pool
The Death Pool – NAHL Dies In Michigan
May they rest in peace. So, someone please solve this riddle please. What happens when you take a bad idea, and multiply it with a number...
The Death Pool – Show Me The Moneyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
SHOOOOOOOOWWWWWW MEEEEEE THEEEEE MONEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! Oh hell yeah kids, its that time of year again. Its tryout time, quickly followed by contract signing time. Well guess...
The Death Pool – Two For The Price Of One
Happy Monday kids. I hope everyone had a great weekend, and enjoyed some junior and NHL playoff hockey. This is a great time of year...
The Death Pool – Special Report – NAHL Michigan Warriors Sale And Move On Hold
Rut ro Rorge! Looks like we got us a mystery to solve kids! Time to warm up the mystery machine and get the van on...
The Death Pool – NHL Draft Lottery
Happy Monday morning kids! Hope you all had a great weekend like I did. So, lets get right to it, the NHL draft lottery is...
The Death Pool – Players Need To Wake Up When It Comes To Try Out Camp Selection
Happy Monday morning kids! I hope its as nice where you are as it is here. Spring is in the air, and I even got...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Saskatchewan Coach Pleads Guilty To Sexual Assault Charges
Hey kids, welcome back for another special report on another sicko who is taking advantage of young children in our game. Oh and yeah, it...
The Death Pool – Predicting The Future And Stocking Up On Body Bags
Happy Monday morning kids! Spring is in the air. Yep, all the flowers are starting to bloom, life is rejuvenating and birds are procreating! Nice...
Special Report – USHL Champion To Play Memorial Cup Champion
Finally! Lets settle the discussion once and for all. Is it the USHL or Major Junior? Is it the path to NCAA hockey or the...
The Death Pool – Special Report – More People Behaving Badly
Hey kids, just had to share this with you today. Just another example of the culture of stupidity and how it can literally take over...
The Death Pool – More Pay To Play Expansion On The Way Look For A train Wreck Near You
Hey kids, its another beautiful morning. The sun is shining, the birds are coming back, and more bone heads are opening up their check books to...
The Death Pool – Publishers Edition – Coach Nathan Hewitt – Language Warning
Language warning; This publication will contain language that is not suitable for young readers. Good morning readers. I apologize for taking up the space normally...
The Death Pool – Special Report – People Need To Stop Whining About The NHL Tank
I got to say, normally I don’t like to call out another writer on anything, but all the whining and sniveling about the NHL draft...
The Death Pool – Killing The Facebook Player Recruiters
Hey kids, its another beautiful Monday morning isn’t it? Spring is in the air, the birds are chirping and so are the broke ass coaches...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Tier 1 Elite League KC Mavs Folded
In what was a shocking move, the KC Mavs Midget AAA hockey team, members of the prestigious Tier 1 Elite League have been disbanded! Ummmmmm...
The Death Pool – Special Report – OJHL Cobourg Cougars Sexual Assault
Ok, now I am really getting pretty damn tired of wring about all these sick little bastards that think this kind of criminal act, or...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Another Sexual Assault Investigation Concerning QMJHL Gatineau Olympiques
Hey kids, have you had enough of the absolutely out of control sexually deviant reports on Junior Hockey players yet? It was only two weeks...
The Death Pool – Short Sighted Owners, Coaches And Leagues
Happy Monday kids! Hope your enjoying a good cup of coffee and making some spring break plans. Yep, spring is right around the corner, just...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Coach Arrested For DWI After Stealing A Bus
Just thoughts I would pass this info along before I head out to watch a few games this weekend. And hey, any thought I had...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Russian Pee Wee Players Fighting Now
Hey kids, you know when you think you have seen all the bad behavior possible, you run across a story like this. In a “FRIENDLY”...