Category : The Death Pool
The Death Pool – Lets Kill The Cover Ups
Oh yeah, you know boys will be boys right? Couple beers, couple shots and a couple joints after the season with the boys aint no...
Fighting Falcons Clinch Playoff Birth Despite Lack Of Support From City Leaders
The Port Huron Fighting Falcons have clinched a spot in the North American Hockey League playoffs. Despite the lack of support from McMorran Arena and...
The Death Pool – Someone Please Stop Tier III Expansion
Yeah okay, I know I am going to get a lot of crap for saying this, but does the United States really need more Tier...
The Death Pool – USHL To Port Huron Michigan? Special Dumbass Report
Yeah, you know what they say about a fool and his money? They are soon parted. That’s right kids, the rumor has been out for...
The Death Pool – Players Illegal Drug Use And Mandatory Random Drug Testing
What’s a little Crack gonna hurt, right kids? Just a couple of hits off the bowl or the bong aint no big deal right? Everyone...
The Death Pool – Cressman Out Of Odessa Special Report
Yep, when the boss is away, this kid is gonna play! Hey Odessa, yeah its about time you pulled your head out of your collective...
The Death Pool – The End Of Picking Players For Size
Oh yeah kids, lets get just a little controversial. Hey Coaches, ya might want to pull your heads out of your butts for just a...
The Death Pool – Ending Deviant Hockey Sex Culture
Normally my writing is done in a tongue and cheek style. I like to have fun, poke fun sometimes, and hope that everyone reading gets...
North Bay Trappers Relocation Update – Special Report David Wagner Angel Of Death
The stories out of North Bay Ontario keep on getting more confusing rather than being cleared up. Is it silly season already? TJHN reported yesterday...
The Death Pool – Life Support Notices Tier III Teams
Oh yeah kids, its that time of year when teams start running out of money and stop paying the bills. But hey its not the...
The Death Pool – Player Skill Development
So ya think we got the best players in history on the ice right? Ya think we are going to see the best players in...
The Death Pool – Major Junior Recruiting Advantages Over NCAA Programs
Want the best bantam or midget player in the province? Just finish in last place and get him in the bantam draft next year kids! ...
The Death Pool – Junior Hockey Expansion
YEAHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOYYYYYYY!!!!! Oh hell yeah. Dont believe the hype kids! All the hype about Tier III expansion all over the country and all the great...
The Death Pool – Tier III Hostage Takers
This is the week kids. Oh hell yeah, this is the week that all the Tier III teams that usually hold players bhack from getting...
The Death Pool – Happy Screwed Year
Hey kids, hope you all had a blast over the holidays. Yeah thats right the Angel of Death is back to work after warming my...
The Death Pool – Hazing
Hey kids, this may be my last article till the new year, so if I miss ya, I hope you all have a happy and...
The Death Pool – Teams That Refuse To Move Players Up
Oh yeah kids, its that time of year. Just a few weeks to go before junior hockey team rosters are frozen. Some teams are killing...
The Death Pool – They Aint Dead Yet …But They Should Be
Whew, if I see another piece of turkey any time soon, I am going to fall asleep standing up! I hope all you kids...
The Death Pool – You Just Cant Fix Stupid
Oh hell yeah kids. Looking forward to giving some thanks this week, and I can not thank the following people enough for giving me something...
The Death Pool – Time To Give Thanks
Hey kids, it’s almost Thanksgiving. All that turkey, and pie will soon be laid out on the table. Players will be heading home for the...