Category : The Death Pool
The Death Pool – Special Report – Rut Roe Rorge
Man, I love Scooby Doo. That was one funny dog wasn’t he? The whole “Mystery Van” and all those capers they solved made for some...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Second Week Protected Lists
Ok kids, so here we are, the second official week of the season. Tomorrow, at 4:00 PM Mountain Time, USA Hockey will republish their protected...
The Death Pool Special Report – NSHL Leaves AAU
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Snap! Here we go kids. The Northern States Hockey League has left the building! That is if the building is called AAU Hockey or...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Tier III Teams To Avoid
Hey kids, I am back for a double dip today. Yep, just like a good ice cream you need more than one scoop. Alright, so...
The Death Pool – Body Count Rising
The carnage, ohhhhh the suffering. Ha Ha Ha Sorry kids, I cant help but laugh at all these idiots who are crying about their teams...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Season Aborted
Mission abort! Mission Abort! I always wanted to say that! Ha Ha Ha Well it looks like the CIJHL, Canadian Independent Junior Hockey League are...
The Death Pool – Special Report – We Need Another Stretcher
Paging Doctor Bombay, paging Doctor Bombay…… How about Gordon Bombay? No? Alrighty then, someone please get the other side of this stretcher because this one...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Thats Right Kids Another One Bites The Dust
Another one bites the dust hey hey, another one bites the dust. And another ones gone and another ones gone and another one bites the...
The Death Pool – Special Report – We Got Another One
Someone call the ambulance! Oh, never mind, I got this covered. Ha Ha Ha Its shaping up to be one hell of a week here...
The Death Pool – We Need More Body Bags
Holy crap kids, it has been one busy week. Who said labor day was a holiday weekend, I have been on the phone since Friday...
The Death Pool – Tier III Teams On Life Support
Oh hell yeah kids, everyone have a good weekend? Anyone attend a Tier III camp this weekend where half the players on the ice were...
The Death Pool – Tier III Casualties
Hey kids, guess what time it is? Yep, you guessed it, its the annual Tier III count down to franchise deaths! Are we all excited...
The Death Pool – Parents Acting As Agents Or Advisers
Hey kids, its that time of year again. Yep you guessed it, its excuse making time, and parent bitching time. Like clockwork, we can count...
The Death Pool – Summer Tryout Camp Roulette
Black or Red boys and girls? Place your money on the table and spin the wheel. Want to try your luck? All summer long families...
The Death Pool – Coaches Who Lie When Recruiting – Parents And Players Who Lie To Themselves
That’s right kids, its time for me to call a spade a spade, or in this case call a liar a liar. See there are...
The Death Pool – The Parent Living Vicariously Through Their Child
Hey kids, what do you call someone who lives their life through the lives of their children? I call them freakin obsessed, overbearing fools. How...
The Death Pool – Premature Player Identification And Promotion
Okay, so it doesn’t take some rocket scientist to see who the best players are on the ice in any game. I mean when you see...
The Death Pool – Teams Deceiving Parents And Players About Pay To Play Hockey
Oh yeah, I am sure to catch hell over this one. But hey we are in the heat of recruiting season kids, and there is...
The Death Pool – University Of Ottawa Hockey Team – Sex And Alcohol
Stupid is, as stupid does. Right boys and girls? Follow a few drunk idiots around and you are bound to find more drunk idiots. Hey,...
The Death Pool – Independent Hockey In Canada – The Truth Players Need To Know
Yeah, I know my boss is gonna give me shit for this one, but he’s in Vegas for a few days at a showcase, so...