Category : The Death Pool
The Death Pool – Arizona Hawks Dead On The Scene
Autumn. A time for death generally speaking. One of my personal favorite seasons. Leaves and teams just dying everywhere. Its a potpourri of death celebrations!...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Death Watch Update
Just a little follow up from our 29 team death bed watch. Since the first article, we have had a few kick the bucket, and...
The Death Pool – WSHL’s Vegas Storm Lost In Area 51
Crazy things happen in Las Vegas. Most of the time we don’t hear about it. You know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas and...
The Death Pool – Special Report – UFO Sightings Coincide With More Teams Vanishing
With what can only be seen as an emergency situation, NASA has been called in by hockey experts around the United States to help explain...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Notes From The Court House
You know some people actually email me saying I am too hard on people? Seriously. I got a whining email the other day from some...
The Death Pool – CPJHL Kills Off Muskoka Wild
Monday mornings. Love em or hate em, you cant escape them. Kinda like a swift kick in the nuts Mondays have a way of making...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Brampton Royals Gone But Not Forgotten
Yes in deed. We got some shit cookin now don’t we. Bodies on the floor everywhere, and still we got more than a dozen teams...
The Death Pool – NCPHL Officially Dead
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of myself, I shall not fear myself. Ha Ha Ha A little funeral humor for...
The Death Pool – Special Report – NA3HL’s Cincinnati Thunder Become Dayton Falcons In Unpublicised Move
Ummmmmmm yeah, so I got me a head scratcher here. The Cincinnati Thunder, one of the NA3HL’s, shall we say “most challenged” teams, must have...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Three More Teams Vanish
While all of us were paying attention to hurricane Irma, three more teams vanished over the last few days. Mysteriously, there have been no announcements...
The Death Pool – 29 Teams On Death Watch In All Leagues
A little coffee and a cinnamon roll to start the morning. MMMMMMMM There is just something about sitting down and looking at all the protected...
The Death Pool – Special Report – NCPHL’s Lockport Lightning Never Spark
Holy shit people. Its turning into a really busy week here. We got bodies just piling up around every corner. Oh hell yeah, it is...
The Death Pool – Special Report – NA3HL’s Billings Bulls Shot In The Head
Whew, now this is some heavy freaking lifting! This has got to be the first ever Bull I have had to bury. Wait a minute,...
The Death Pool – Special Report – NA3HL’s Butte Cobras Killed
Ummmmmmm yeah, so I spoke to a lot of people out in Montana this week. I even spoke to a couple of people who are...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Delaware Lightning Vanish
In what can only be deemed as mysterious circumstances, the much hyped launch of the Delaware Lighting has vanished. After shopping for, and making offers...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Tier III Crisis Time
Happy September everyone! The leaves are changing colors and its officially hockey season. This season is a special one for Tier III though. Oh yeah,...
The Death Pool – A Special Place In Hell For Sexual Criminals
Yeah, you know sometimes, some people email and complain that I might cuss too much, or that I might offend some of the younger kids...
The Death Pool – Special Report – So Where Is That League Schedule Any Way?
So Monday I got convinced to go horse back riding for the first time. It was pretty cool. Not like the wild west movie stuff,...
The Death Pool – The Truth About Tier III Tenders And Moving Up
Yeah, well I am just getting ready to piss in a bunch of peoples cereal this morning. But you know what? If it wasn’t for...
The Death Pool – Special Report – NCPHL Belmont Bruins Missing
Damn, sometimes when you are having a bad week cant anything go right. Know what I mean? Have you ever had a week where everything...