Category : The Death Pool
The Death Pool – Special Report – CPJHL Down To Eight
You gotta crawl before you can walk, and walk before you can run. Yeah, you know, its simple common sense shit like that in life...
The Death Pool – Special Report – WSHL Kills Off Whitefish
Would you rather get shot in the head once or take about six gunshots to the stomach? You know, quick and painless, or long drawn...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Hockey Canada Making Threats – Part Two
So, here’s part two for all the donkeys saying my story is bullshit. The underlying idea is that if anyone likes cheeseburgers, they have to...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Hockey Canada Officials Making Threats – Part One
You know, sometimes, someone has to say enough is enough. So, guess what Hockey Canada, today is one of those times. I got your emails. ...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Funeral Pre Planning For Your Team
Like the Boy Scouts say, “Be Prepared”. Well kids, we’re about to enter the critical part of what I am calling the year of living...
The Death Pool – USPHL’S Michigan Wild Taken Out Back And Put Out Of Their Misery
Oh yeah, its Monday. And while Monday’s are usually bad for someone, they aint bad for me. I love me a good ass kickin on...
The Death Pool – Special Report – CPJHL Kills Off Two
Ahhhhhhhh, some things were just meant to be. Like ham and cheese, peanut butter and jelly, and expansion hockey leagues and some of their teams...
The Death Pool – Special Report – The Frederick Freeze Get Deep Freeze
Yea though I walk through the shadow of myself, I shall not fear myself. You know, September is a busy month for the old Angel...
The Death Pool – Here Comes The Crash
Oh yeah, its prime time baby! Mid September and now the shit starts coming to the surface. If you are a Tier III player or...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Rocky Mountain League Kills Off Glacier Yetis
Its black Friday kids! Yep, time to put on your black clothes and get ready for a funeral. And the Angel of Death knows how...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Bring Out Your Dead – 39 Teams Missing
Hey kids, thought I would drop this one on you before I head out to scout this weekend. Yep, back on the road already and...
The Death Pool – Special Report – When Tier III Expands Midget Teams Fold
Yeah, so that was some awesome news yesterday for more free to play hockey! 2017 looks to be a great year to be a player...
The Death Pool – The Only Thing You Have To Fear Is Competition
As the publisher I would like to apologize for a delay in The Death Pool today. We had a big announcement and didn’t want to...
The Death Pool – Special Report – CT Nighthawks Elite Featured On The Back Of A Milk Carton
In what can only be explained as another UFO, or extra terrestrial event, the Connecticut Nighthawks Elite team has also been designated as missing. Yesterday...
The Death Pool – Special Report -USA Hockey Protected Lists Are Out And Its Ugly
Ahhhhhhh yes, like a five year old kid I ran to my laptop this morning to take a peek at the first version of the...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Connecticut Rangers Elite Team Vanishes
Someone needs to call NASA! We got us an unidentified flying object circling Tier III on the loose or we got a major missing persons...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Marquette Royales Are Dead
Clean up on aisle seven! We got a clean up on aisle seven people. Yes, someone shat themselves in the middle of the damn store. ...
The Death Pool – Special Report – And So It Begins
Ahhhhhhh yes. The end of August. Its that time of year that we look back on all the scouting that took place over the summer,...
The Death Pool – Special Report – GOJHL Denied Junior A Or Tier II Status – Whats Next?
Ummmmmmm yeah, so the inevitable news was delivered to the GOJHL on Friday. That’s right, it was inevitable, and everyone in the GOJHL, OHA, OHF,...
The Death Pool – Pay To Play Parents Fight Back With Lawsuits
Happy Monday morning everyone! Its that time of year. Just a few days away from the USA Hockey protected lists, and all the excuse making...