Category : The Death Pool
The Death Pool – Tier III Body Count
Hey kids, hope you all had a great weekend. I know I did. Whew, its been a busy couple of weeks here in The Death...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Minnesota Owls Embarrassment To All Junior Hockey
Ok kids, I promised this special report yesterday. Truthfully though this isn’t gonna be so special, its really more disgusting and embarrassing than anything I...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Today Is a Twofer Day!
Hey kids, its me like Slim Shady I am back again for a double dose of The Death Pool. Yeah I know you cant get...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Ooops There Goes Another One
Well kids, sorry its taken so long for me to help fill your blood lust this week! Ha Ha Ha Hey, a guy can stay...
The Death Pool – Pre Planning Your Teams Funeral
Like the Boy Scouts say, “Be Prepared”. Well kids, we’re about to enter the critical part of what I am calling the year of living...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Rut Roe Rorge
Man, I love Scooby Doo. That was one funny dog wasn’t he? The whole “Mystery Van” and all those capers they solved made for some...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Second Week Protected Lists
Ok kids, so here we are, the second official week of the season. Tomorrow, at 4:00 PM Mountain Time, USA Hockey will republish their protected...
The Death Pool Special Report – NSHL Leaves AAU
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Snap! Here we go kids. The Northern States Hockey League has left the building! That is if the building is called AAU Hockey or...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Tier III Teams To Avoid
Hey kids, I am back for a double dip today. Yep, just like a good ice cream you need more than one scoop. Alright, so...
The Death Pool – Body Count Rising
The carnage, ohhhhh the suffering. Ha Ha Ha Sorry kids, I cant help but laugh at all these idiots who are crying about their teams...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Season Aborted
Mission abort! Mission Abort! I always wanted to say that! Ha Ha Ha Well it looks like the CIJHL, Canadian Independent Junior Hockey League are...
The Death Pool – Special Report – We Need Another Stretcher
Paging Doctor Bombay, paging Doctor Bombay…… How about Gordon Bombay? No? Alrighty then, someone please get the other side of this stretcher because this one...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Thats Right Kids Another One Bites The Dust
Another one bites the dust hey hey, another one bites the dust. And another ones gone and another ones gone and another one bites the...
The Death Pool – Special Report – We Got Another One
Someone call the ambulance! Oh, never mind, I got this covered. Ha Ha Ha Its shaping up to be one hell of a week here...
The Death Pool – We Need More Body Bags
Holy crap kids, it has been one busy week. Who said labor day was a holiday weekend, I have been on the phone since Friday...
The Death Pool – Tier III Teams On Life Support
Oh hell yeah kids, everyone have a good weekend? Anyone attend a Tier III camp this weekend where half the players on the ice were...
The Death Pool – Tier III Casualties
Hey kids, guess what time it is? Yep, you guessed it, its the annual Tier III count down to franchise deaths! Are we all excited...
The Death Pool – Parents Acting As Agents Or Advisers
Hey kids, its that time of year again. Yep you guessed it, its excuse making time, and parent bitching time. Like clockwork, we can count...
The Death Pool – Summer Tryout Camp Roulette
Black or Red boys and girls? Place your money on the table and spin the wheel. Want to try your luck? All summer long families...
The Death Pool – Coaches Who Lie When Recruiting – Parents And Players Who Lie To Themselves
That’s right kids, its time for me to call a spade a spade, or in this case call a liar a liar. See there are...