Category : The Death Pool
The Death Pool – Special Report – Shit Storm In Boston
Everyone grab your rain coats. Boots, umbrellas, what ever you have. Get everything out because if you live in Boston there is a shit storm...
The Death Pool – Special Report – OHL’s London Knights Facing More Allegations Of Jersey Fraud
I wonder how the phone call goes……. Mr. Jones? Great. Bobby here from the merchandise department. Yeah, I am just calling to do a little...
The Death Pool – Signs Your Team Isnt Trying To Promote You
Ohhhhhh shit. Monday is going to be a bad day for some coaches at the junior and AAA levels. Yep, nothing quite like just pointing...
The Death Pool – Special Report – USA Hockey And Michigan Hockey Kill Off Compuware Girls Tier 1 AAA
Stupid is as stupid does. Yeah, I know this story is about a girls program and this is the Junior Hockey News. Why am I...
The Death Pool – Special Report – GOJHL Thorold Blackhawks Wont Finish Season
Welcome to the island of the strange and unusual. Inhabited by one, the GOJHL. Well its not really an island, its more like a state...
The Death Pool – Two Ottawa Teams Kicked Out Of Prep League
Oh hell yeah, its another glorious Monday morning, and we got us another major case of stupidity in Canada. Meet the Almonte or Ottawa Sharpshooters...
The Death Pool – Special Report – No Half Shields In Ontario Next Season At Junior Level
Ummmmmm yeah, so maybe someone decided they wanted to cut down on some stitches, and trips to the dentist next year. Maybe some people wanted to...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Major Junior Doesnt Disclose Where All The Money Went
Ummmmm yeah, well, ummm, about that few hundred thousand bucks. See, I got a perfectly good explanation of where it is. Yeah, ummmm its, at...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Major Junior Has To Show The Money
Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh shit. You know. Its one of those “oh shit” moments you get when you’re a little kid and you get caught doing something you...
The Death Pool – Player Statistics And Stupidity
Yeah, I know I am not about to make any friends with this one. Who cares though? Some of you dummies need a little dose...
The Death Pool – Special Report – New “Tier” System To Change Junior Hockey
Yeah, so why is it that the “Tiers” that everyone used to describe junior hockey work in reverse of every other “Tier” system we know...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Can We Just Stop The USA Hockey Winter Meeting Propaganda Bullshit?
Oh yeah, the USA Hockey Winter Meetings were a real barn burner. Bullshit. They were no more exciting than any other meetings according to the multiple people...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Remainder Of Varsity Season Cancelled After Hazing In Michigan
Hey Bobby, wanna tape my sack to that goal post and fire some frozen pucks at me? How about you shave my ass, cut the...
The Death Pool – More Expansion In Canada In The KIJHL Proposed For 2017
Happy Monday Moms and Dads. We are half way through January and 2017 is looking like a great year for The Death Pool. More expansion...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Have You Seen This Donkey Errrrr I Meant Adviser – Publishers Edition
Unfortunately, we have been getting a whole lot of emails on advisers, or advisors these last few weeks. Its amazing what some of you people are...
The Death Pool – NA3HL’s Chicago Bulldogs Caught Trying To Leave Town
Chicago, Chicago, yeah, my kind of town. When you think about the “City of Big Shoulders”, you think about Stanley Cups, Patrick Kane and Jonathan...
The Death Pool – Special Report – Canada Considers Leaving World Junior Championships After Devistating Loss
Booooo Hoooooooo Ohhhhhhhh woooooooo is me, woooooo is me. How did it happen? How could we let this happen on our own soil? What are...
The Death Pool – Finland Fires Head Coach While At World Juniors – Special Report
So yeah, how would you like to win the World Juniors one year, then have three of your countries best players not on your team...
The Death Pool – 2016 Wrap Up And Donkey Of The Year Award
Ahhhhhh yes, the end of another glorious year. 2016 sure was special wasn’t it? Seriously, we had literally dozens of teams fold, drug arrests, assault...
The Death Pool – Special Report – USPHL Travel VS NAHL Travel
Yeah, so Happy Holidays everyone. Here I am trying to take a few days off and I am getting over loaded with whiners complaining about...