Category : The Death Pool

Hey Jenny, we love your work here at TJHN.  Great stuff.  You’re an award winning web designer, and things are going great for us.  We...

The National Collegiate Prospects Hockey League.  Yeah, hey Bob, can we get a few more letters and words to add to the league name please? ...

Monday Monday, cant trust that day….. lol  I think that’s how the song goes anyway.  One of my mom’s favorites.  One of junior hockey’s favorites...

Its the first Monday in March and spring is in the air.  Snow is melting, playoff matchups are being finalized in many leagues while some playoffs...

Yea though I walk through the shadow of myself, I shall not fear myself! Ha Ha Ha  Hell yeah boys and girls, its another beautiful...

Ummmmmmm yeah.  The “path to the NAHL” might just have a few stones on it and a few tree roots sticking up to trip some...

Happy Sunday morning everyone.  And now let me say we have a story from the so unbelievable it is being given the HOLY F#(% title....

Everyone grab your rain coats.  Boots, umbrellas, what ever you have.  Get everything out because if you live in Boston there is a shit storm...

I wonder how the phone call goes……. Mr. Jones?  Great.  Bobby here from the merchandise department.  Yeah, I am just calling to do a little...

Ohhhhhh shit.  Monday is going to be a bad day for some coaches at the junior and AAA levels.  Yep, nothing quite like just pointing...

Stupid is as stupid does.  Yeah, I know this story is about a girls program and this is the Junior Hockey News.  Why am I...

Welcome to the island of the strange and unusual.  Inhabited by one, the GOJHL.  Well its not really an island, its more like a state...

Oh hell yeah, its another glorious Monday morning, and we got us another major case of stupidity in Canada. Meet the Almonte or Ottawa Sharpshooters...

Ummmmmm yeah, so maybe someone decided they wanted to cut down on some stitches, and trips to the dentist next year. Maybe some people wanted to...

Ummmmm yeah, well, ummm, about that few hundred thousand bucks.  See, I got a perfectly good explanation of where it is.  Yeah, ummmm its, at...

Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh shit.  You know.  Its one of those “oh shit” moments you get when you’re a little kid and you get caught doing something you...

Yeah, I know I am not about to make any friends with this one.  Who cares though?  Some of you dummies need a little dose...

Yeah, so why is it that the “Tiers” that everyone used to describe junior hockey work in reverse of every other “Tier” system we know...

Oh yeah, the USA Hockey Winter Meetings were a real barn burner.  Bullshit.  They were no more exciting than any other meetings according to the multiple people...

Hey Bobby, wanna tape my sack to that goal post and fire some frozen pucks at me?  How about you shave my ass, cut the...